KA-BOOM!

Someone in Grease pit said this I'm sure 

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Buddy: * wearing a ridiculous outfit that obscures his vision *

Darnell: yeah, but you can't see where you're going

Darnell: isn't that a little dangerous?

Buddy: fashion has its price!

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Muncie: I assume you understand that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in my restuarant!

Darnell: is there another type of idiocy that you would be more comfortable with?

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Big Tex: Something is broken and it’s not YOUR fault?

Tex Jr: I know… I’m scared too…

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Darnell: Buddy, how long do we stand here like this?

Buddy: Until we reach maximum coolness.

[Beat]

Buddy: There it is.

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Buddy: If I punch myself and it hurts, does it make me weak or strong?

Artichoke: It makes you a dumbass

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Darnell: isn't it passed your bedtime?

Scout: isn't it time you die!?

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I would say I outdid myself, but I’m always this good. So I simply did myself.

Buddy

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Am I a good person? No. But do I try to be better every day? Also no.

Belvedere Moneybags

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Darnell: You're a winner!

Buddy: I'm a winner...

Darnell: And you're adorable!

Buddy: I'm ADORABLE!

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Thank you for providing me Buddy Thunderstruck content when no one else will. You’re a saint smh-

Of course 👍happy to provide!

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Buddy: Ducks!

Darnell: what about ducks?

Buddy: they're what water slides off of

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Belvedere Moneybags: Listen to me, junior, when I'm finished with you, you'll be the envy of all the idiots on your block.

Tex Jr: Wow. There are a lot of idiots on my block

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Buddy: Mind-bottling, isn't it?

Muncie: Did you just say mind-bottling?

Buddy: Yeah, mind-bottling. You know, when things are so crazy it gets your thoughts all trapped, like in a bottle?

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Oh, so now I’m “bad” just because I’ve done bad things in the past, continue doing so in the present, and will likely do so in the future?

Belvedere Moneybags

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Muncie: Change does not come from a place of comfort.

Buddy: I find pennies and nickels in my couch all the time, so I don't know what you're talking about.

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Artichoke: I write... I write articles on food.

Buddy: *thinking he does it literally* Well, wouldn't it be better to write 'em on paper?