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Cristina: Can I say something?

April: Would Jesus say it?

Cristina: Never mind.

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Derek: Listen, I don’t have to work this weekend, and I was wondering if you wanted to do something together.

Bailey Shepherd, age 9: Like what?

Derek: Whatever you want.

Bailey: The filter on my air purifier needs changed. Maybe we can go to Sears!

Derek: I was thinking along the lines of something a little more active, like last year when we went fishing-

Bailey: Mom! Dad’s trying to make me go FISHING!

Derek: No, no, it’s okay! We’re not going fishing.

Bailey: All right, good.

Derek: But seriously, was fishing really that bad?

Bailey: Mom! Dad’s trying to convince me that fishing wasn’t that bad!

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Addison, entering the attending’s lounge: Today’s PSA: please don’t put garlic in your vagina. If your vagina is sick, please take it to the doctor.

Arizona: Did a patient seriously-

Addison: You don’t want to know.

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*Derek tries to do thirty pull ups*

Cristina: Some of those were half ups, you know.

Derek: Suck my dick!

Owen: *turns to Cristina* Please don’t.

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*George and Izzie are lying on the ground staring at the sky*

Meredith: What are they doing?

Cristina: They’re probably trying to stargaze. Hey, guys? It isn’t dark yet…

Izzie: We’re not stargazing.

George: I am trying to stargaze her eyes.

*everyone starts laughing at George’s attempt to be smooth*

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Cristina: Ignore him. He's insufferable.

Alex: Ignore her! I'm delightful!

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Cristina: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell. 

Meredith, Alex, Izzie, and George: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!

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Richard: Did Meredith commit this crime? 

Derek: She can't even commit to this relationship.

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Arizona: You're beautiful.

Callie: Why do people keep telling me that? Like I'm gonna forget?

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Guess who’s finally refilling the queue?

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Cristina: There’s a stranger in our hot tub!

Owen: Who is it?

Cristina: You do know what stranger means, don’t you?

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*the kids are watching SpongeBob*

Patrick: The doctor’s office is a horrible horrible place!

Derek, offended: *pauses the tv* It is not! We have fun there!

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Meredith, to the group chat with absolutely no context: Friendly reminder: if you live with any guys, be sure to check your toilet for dead rodents.

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I understand that I haven’t been posting quotes as much. Please be patient with me. I’m starting my senior year of high school in a week and my mental health has been deteriorating for a few weeks due to reasons unknown to me at the moment.

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*Over the phone*

George: Meredith and Izzie built a flamethrower.

Cristina: Oh my God.

George: Yes, you should probably get here.