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Hi! I’m Harley (she/they)! I am always open to suggestions on what dynamic you want to see, whether it’s romantic, platonic, enemies, etc. Please let me know what kinds of quotes you want me to queue. Thanks!
Cristina: Can I say something?
April: Would Jesus say it?
Cristina: Never mind.
Derek: Listen, I don’t have to work this weekend, and I was wondering if you wanted to do something together.
Bailey Shepherd, age 9: Like what?
Derek: Whatever you want.
Bailey: The filter on my air purifier needs changed. Maybe we can go to Sears!
Derek: I was thinking along the lines of something a little more active, like last year when we went fishing-
Bailey: Mom! Dad’s trying to make me go FISHING!
Derek: No, no, it’s okay! We’re not going fishing.
Bailey: All right, good.
Derek: But seriously, was fishing really that bad?
Bailey: Mom! Dad’s trying to convince me that fishing wasn’t that bad!
Addison, entering the attending’s lounge: Today’s PSA: please don’t put garlic in your vagina. If your vagina is sick, please take it to the doctor.
Arizona: Did a patient seriously-
Addison: You don’t want to know.
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*Derek tries to do thirty pull ups*
Cristina: Some of those were half ups, you know.
Derek: Suck my dick!
Owen: *turns to Cristina* Please don’t.
*George and Izzie are lying on the ground staring at the sky*
Meredith: What are they doing?
Cristina: They’re probably trying to stargaze. Hey, guys? It isn’t dark yet…
Izzie: We’re not stargazing.
George: I am trying to stargaze her eyes.
*everyone starts laughing at George’s attempt to be smooth*
Cristina: Ignore him. He's insufferable.
Alex: Ignore her! I'm delightful!
Cristina: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell.
Meredith, Alex, Izzie, and George: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!
Richard: Did Meredith commit this crime?
Derek: She can't even commit to this relationship.
Arizona: You're beautiful.
Callie: Why do people keep telling me that? Like I'm gonna forget?
Guess who’s finally refilling the queue?
Cristina: There’s a stranger in our hot tub!
Owen: Who is it?
Cristina: You do know what stranger means, don’t you?
*the kids are watching SpongeBob*
Patrick: The doctor’s office is a horrible horrible place!
Derek, offended: *pauses the tv* It is not! We have fun there!
Meredith, to the group chat with absolutely no context: Friendly reminder: if you live with any guys, be sure to check your toilet for dead rodents.
I understand that I haven’t been posting quotes as much. Please be patient with me. I’m starting my senior year of high school in a week and my mental health has been deteriorating for a few weeks due to reasons unknown to me at the moment.
*Over the phone*
George: Meredith and Izzie built a flamethrower.
Cristina: Oh my God.
George: Yes, you should probably get here.