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Fred: Who's the most famous guerilla warfare person of all time?

Shaggy: Harambe.

Velma: Not that kind of gorilla, Shaggy.

Joan: Hang on, I just need a sec.

Sas: Oh, don’t worry. We have a lot of secs.

Everyone:

Sas: *turns red* That’s not what I- I mean… take your time. No rush.

Daphne: Vanity makes you mean.

Nan: Vanity doesn't make me mean, it makes me fabulous.

Shaggy: Listen, I’m like a pygmy goat. When I get stressed, I faint, I scream, and I eat everything in sight.

*watching "A Midsummer Night's Dream"*

Shaggy: Wait. I don't understand what's going on. Like, what just happened?

Velma: That guy just turned into a donkey.

Shaggy: In real life, or in the play?

Gamora: She can’t mess with that stuff. She’s pregnant.

Drax: Can you?

Nebula: She can’t. She’s pregnant, too.

Gamora: Do not put that hex on me!

Judy: Mom brain is real. I felt so dumb throughout my entire pregnancy.

Cassidy: Why? Because Brad was the father?

*the gang is eating at a restaurant*

Daphne: Do you guys want to see a really cute baby?

Shaggy: YES!

Daphne: Turn around.

Velma: Aww!

Fred: So cute!

Shaggy: *turns around, is disappointed*

Shaggy: I thought you meant a pizza.

Daphne: I said it was a baby. In what world would I be talking about a pizza?

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