Incorrect Gundam Wing Quotes

"Baboom! Name's Duo, lord of the dead. Hi how ya doing?" - Duo Maxwell [ep 2]

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[at the circus]

Trowa: They’re my service lions

Heero: But they’re not trained, they attack everyone who gets close to you

Trowa: They’re trained

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Duo, how are you this close to being dragged to hell and still horny?

Chang Wufei [ep 22]

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I just want to sit and stare at nothing, and silently scream for the rest of time.

Trowa Barton [ep 12]

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You know, sometimes a flaw can make something even more beautiful. Like with Heero and how short he is.

Relena Darlian [ep 40]

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I would say I outdid myself, but I’m always this good. So I simply did myself.

Lucrezia Noin [all the time]

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A hot, rich fraud with legs for days. Side note: I might legit be into Treize. But that’s for another time.

Chang Wufei [ep 15]

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When I told a boyfriend something was ‘no big deal,’ it meant anything from ‘I just bought weed from your nephew,’ to ‘I secretly befriended your ex-girlfriend last year, things got out of hand, and now I’m her bridesmaid.'

Sally Po [ep 5]

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Dorothy improved so much over the years, but she also helped me improve. She taught me lots of stuff, like, bras shouldn’t be painful, and you don’t buy bras at Home Depot, and they don’t SELL bras at Home Depot, what the hell are you wearing?

Relena Darlian [ep 55]

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Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive

Duo Maxwell [ep 14]

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I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer.

Duo Maxwuell, under interrogation [ep 33]

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It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person’s plate.

Duo Maxwell, about to be stabbed with a fork [ep 48]

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Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, ‘Jesus! This cup is expensive!'

Duo Maxwell [ep 13]

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Thank you!

fisrt things first: Duo’s japanese VA, Toshihiko Seki, was released from the hospital: he’s fine now!

so, thank you for participating with even just a like or a retweet to our little Duo Maxwell “event” ~ i’m still so glad people are supporting this blog even with my lack of consistency in updates! ^^”

anyway, there was not a set date for this, so i’m announcing that after this post we go back to incorrectly quote everyone after i’ve emptied the queue! :)

if you have a quote or a chat you want to see featured, feel free to submit it and it will be added to our queue.

lots of love, stay safe, and don’t be like Zechs: you should wear your mask over your nose and mouth, not the other way around!

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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

Duo Maxwell [ep 66]

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If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you

Duo Maxwell [ep 2]

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Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.

Duo Maxwell [ep 6]

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Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away

Duo Maxwell [ep 45]