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hat kid: so, listen, i know about your diabolical plan conductor: what? diabolical plan? i wouldn’t even know how to begin-- hat kid: (holds up a manuscript titled: “my diabolical plan” by conductor)

#a hat in time #conductor #hat kid #source: the office #battle of the birds act 6 be like

@mothpile oh my god, i am so sorry about that; i didn’t realize you had done the same idea first for a video, and i accidentally stole it OTL do you want me to remove my post? :0

#txt #mothpile #not incorrect quotes /#i feel so bad adhfjf

conductor: it’s against my moral compass mustache girl: your fucking moral compass is a ROULETTE WHEEL

#a hat in time #conductor #mustache girl #ahit #source: code ment

snatcher, beginning his boss fight: okay, that’s IT! you’re about to get it! hat kid: wait, wait, wait! snatcher: what? hat kid: i’m baby snatcher: what the fuck does that-- bow kid: hey, stop, wait! you can’t do that! snatcher: what?! bow kid: she’s BABY! you can’t... you can’t just do that! hat kid: (blowing a raspberry) snatcher: SHE JUST FUCKING-- bow kid: yeah, well, she’s baby, so... :/

#a hat in time #snatcher #hat kid #bow kid #source: tiktok #ahit

dj grooves, teaching hat kid to drive: okay, you’re driving and conductor and bow kid walk into the road. quick, what do you hit? hat kid: oh, definitely conductor. i could never hurt bow dj grooves, massaging his temples: the brakes, darling. you hit the brakes

#a hat in time #hat kid #dj grooves #source: unknown #ahit #please don't ask why grooves is teaching an 11 year old to drive #he doesn't know why either probably

hat kid: rumbi just beat me to a piece of popcorn i dropped on the floor hat kid: this is how the war against the machines begins

#a hat in time #hat kid #source: tumblr #ahit

snatcher: yeeted moonjumper: yote snatcher: YEETED moonjumper: YOTE bow kid: i just want to know who threw hat kid out the window

#a hat in time #snatcher #moonjumper #bow kid #source: tumblr #ahit

dj grooves: what would you say is your attitude towards men? empress: disappointed, but not surprised

#a hat in time #the empress #dj grooves #ahit #source: tumblr

conductor: oh, this is all my fault! conductor: ...well, aren’t you going to argue with me? like “there, there, conductor, it’s not all your fault!”, that sort of thing? dj grooves: no, this pretty much is all your fault

#a hat in time #conductor #dj grooves #source: darkwing duck #i was hoping i would be able to get at least one darkwing duck quote on here

my characterization of conductor is basically just “feral, nasty little old bird with musty man disease who does weird shit almost daily”

#txt #not incorrect quotes /

dj grooves: do you have any shaving cream? conductor: no, i don’t like the way that it tastes dj grooves: wait--you eat shaving cream?? conductor: no? why would i eat it if i don’t like the taste?

#a hat in time #conductor #dj grooves #ahit #source: vine

c.a.w agent: okay everyone; what scares you the most? express owl: heights conductor: spiders walrus captain: the unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all to an inevitable death dj grooves: ...walrus captain

#a hat in time #c.a.w agents #express owls #conductor #walrus captain #dj grooves #source: unknown

bow kid: how long are we gonna just stand here and watch her do that? hat kid: just... give her a minute mustache girl: (forcefully and repeatedly pushing a door that clearly says pull)

#a hat in time #bow kid #hat kid #mustache girl #ahit #source: tumblr

bow kid: talk to him, that’s what friends do conductor: nope. i’m gonna wait ‘til i’m on my deathbed, get in the last word and then die immediately bow kid: that’s your plan for dealing with this? conductor: that’s my plan for dealing with everything. i have 73 arguments i’m going to win that way

#a hat in time #conductor #bow kid #ahit #source: brooklyn 99

snatcher: and just remember! snatcher: no one will ever be able to hate you more than you already hate yourself!

#a hat in time #snatcher #ahit #source: vine

i’ve noticed some new incorrect quotes blogs in this fandom have popped up now... should i maybe slow down a bit with my posts? bc i don’t wanna take away attention from them, or make posts that are lesser quality than the other blogs

#txt #i think i’m also starting to get a lil bit of imposter syndrome #though it’s definitely not a bad thing that other ppl are doing this #i don’t want to make anyone feel bad abt making blogs like this bc it’s all in good fun #my emotions are just Super Complicated and i have no idea how to explain it

conductor: i hate being touched conductor: the last time i touched someone, i was knocking them out dj grooves: hat kid is literally hugging you right now conductor: this means nothing

#a hat in time #ahit #conductor #dj grooves #he loves his honorary grandkid #source: unknown

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