Hi Welcome To The Hellp Desk

I AM NOT THE CREATOR OF HELLS BELLES! Hells Belles belongs to Sea.Ya.Later on Tik Tok (Icon is art done by GoblinGrimm)

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Hi welcome to the Hellp Desk this is hell, where my truama is chronic but my sass is iconic

Hello! Im Cadet! This is a fanblog for Hells Belles on Tik Tok, focusing on mainly Incorrect Qoutes, but maybe other things such as original fan art (made by yours truely), Capcut templates with the main cast, aesthetics, fanworks/headcannons, and other stuff!

Rules:

Incorrect qoutes submitted by others is absolutely allowed and encouraged!

Helles bells is a series that covers things such as Reglious trauma, child abuse, substance abuse, homo/transphobia, child loss among other things. This may be referenced in the blog and while this blog is lighthearted, if those things upset you then I understand if you cant stay around for the ride.

In saying that, this Blog is 16+. This is hell after all and spicy content may be referenced or stated (no explicit NSFW but if you’re bothered by the word sex then this also isn’t for you)

ANY PROSHIPPERS AND BIGOTS WILL IMMEDIATELY BE BLOCKED. There’s a special place on level nine waiting for you.

All ships here are the canonical ones in Hells Belles. (Lilly x Bell, Penny x Greg, Sharkie x Violence, ect.) so no crack shipping here

We have at least one Garenteed incorrect qoute a day at 5:00 pm (MST). Others may be shattered through the day as inspiration strikes

If the original source isnt specified, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell me where the original source is so proper credit can be provided. All quotes come from all corners of the internet so credit may have been lost in translation

The tag 🔥sticky sausages🔥 is for… content that may allude to the mattress mambo if you will.

The tag Art Style Envy is for all reblogged artwork of Hells Belles. Go support the original artist!

The tag Tea time with Judy is reblogged content that revolves around the Belles themselves that doesn’t have anything to do with art

The tag Cadet art is Orginal art done by me!

The tag Cadet Chats is when it’s exclusively me talking to you guys.

And finally, the most important rule of all: if i say anything misinformed, ignorant, or something that bothers you, please let me know so that i can take accountability and fix it. I am not religious or have religious trauma (only secondhand). And while i dont talk about religion itself, i dont want to say anything potentially ignorant.

And with that said, Welcome to hell!

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Spite is a powerful motivator

Cliff: so lilypad, what brought you to make the help desk.

Lilly: oh! Thanks for asking! So you know how im filled woth rage?

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Short people

Dante: short people are so funny when they try to be scary. Like what are you going to do? Headbutt me in the chest?

Sharkie: say goodbye to your knees asshole

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Jailed for baby crimes

Sharkie: jail is no fun. I can tell you that much.

Dante: you’ve been to jail?

Sharkie: once. In monopoly.

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“Just to be clear, i will be referring to my tragic past as my lore for now on,”

-lilly, probably.

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Life advice from Angel

Angel: if he dont treat you right by now, ya gone.

Ruggy: im gone!

Angel: NOW GO CHOP HIS DICK OFF—

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She does

Ruggy: theres no way Angel would have a crush on me, don’t be ridiculous!

Lilly: yes she does.

Penny: yes she does.

Angel: yes i do.

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An average day at the hellp desk

Ruggy, reading something out of a book: she was poetry… but he couldn’t read

Lilly: his name was Jarred, he’s nineteen.

Angel: watch that scene dig it the dancing queen!

Sharkie: AAAAYYYYYY MACARENA!!

Penny: *trying so hard not to laugh*

Greg: …horrible job everyone.

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P+G

Bel: okay be honest. You’re in love with Penny right? The girl with the red hoodie?

Greg, sweating: no…??

Bel: Then how come you’ve been doodling P+G in hearts on all of the paperwork?

Greg: it stands for… pain.. and gritty…ness…?

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Taco truck

Penny: sharkie, where are you going?

Sharkie: do get tacos or to commit a felony I’ll decide on the way there

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Baby sitting sharkie as a kid

Sharkie: when i was alive no matter what i did no one wanted to… be friends with me…

Asmodeus: yeah I literally can’t relate to that problem at all, but you know who NO one likes?

Asomodeus: OH ✨GREGGLESSSS!!✨

Greg, walking out of his office: first of all, how dare you—

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Head count

Judy: i am just curious, other then me and Penny, is there anyone else here who might be straight?

The hellp desk:

Ruggy: *raises hand*

Angel: *puts ruggy’s hand down*

[luckyluckyjesse]

I've been bingeing Hells Belles recently and oh my gods!! I am far more invested in this series than anything on Netflix at the moment!!🤩🥰

Here we have Lily, Sharky, Penny and Judy

If you don't know what Hells Belles is it's a tiktok series created by @sea.ya.later2 honestly it's EVERYTHING you could ever want!😍 especially with those of us with religious trauma and introspective questions about the afterlife. It also includes found family, sweet revenge/ justice, mythology, psychological and emotional healing and sexy demons😈 just go watch it!

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Knife monopoly

Greg: you have been brought here because we crave the deadliest game…

Soul, gasping: Knife Manopoly!?

Greg:

Greg: okay so we were going to have the trainees hunt you for sport but im actually a little curious on what knife monopoly is?

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This is how the confession went right

Bel: Lilly, you’ve been rejected 27 times??

Lilly: yes.

Bel: let me tell something, Princess, thats 27 mortals in existence with absolutely no taste

Lilly: :0

Lilly: Beleth i want to have sex with you

Bel: GOD. LILS. LILLY.

Bel, tearing off shirt: WHAT THE FUCK TOOK YOU SO LONG LETS GOOOOOOO—