By Incorrect, I Mean Cannon

Submit anti-correct Henry Stickmin quotes. Occasional cursing, if you can avoid. Original blog: @blazerdog

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Captain G: Henry died! And it was your job to prevent that!

Charles: scence when was it my job to babysit hen- oh that was exactly my job.

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Henry: what time is it?

Ellie: a quarter til six.

Henry: I hate it when leople say stuff like, “a quarter til six” just say five forty five.

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Charles: are you trying to make me look stupid in front of all the guards?

Captain G: I dont have to try.

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Henry, holding a sign that says: will you go to the prom with me?

Charles: Yesssss!

Henry: tell Ellie!

Charle: hey Ellie, I’m going to the prom with your boyfriend

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Smith: hello welcome to Starbucks what would you like to order.

Customer: hey can I have some gas

Henry: this is a Starbucks.

Customer: I ASKED FOR GAS.

Henry: don’t make this difficult...

Customer: I need gas!

Henry: THEN GO TO A ****ING GAS STATION!

Hangs up

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Toppat member: Lads, I think it’s time we discussed the government.

Other toppat member: yeah can we talk about how dogs are better than cats

Toppat member 1: GOVERNMENT

Toppat member 2: DOGS

Toppat member 3: UNDERTALE

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Charles: Don't snoop behind people's houses

Henry: Why?

Charles: You might be mistaken for a trashcan.

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Charles: So, I can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes...

Charles: ...Or 4,000 degrees for one minute.

Ellie: Charles, that’s not how you bake cookies!

Charles: Floor it?

Ellie: What?!

Charles: How about 4,000,000 degrees for one second!?

Ellie: Charles, you’re going to burn this place down!

Charles: I’m going to harness the entire sun to make cookies!

Ellie: CHARLES, PLEASE!

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Right hand man: we might not always meet eye to eye-

TC leader: because your short as hell.

Right hand man: -_-

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Dave: so there was something in the cake and then... I got fired.

Guard: -_-

Dave: I just thought we should get to know each other because... we ARE shiftmates.

Guard: behind you.

*Dave turns around and sees Henry*

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Warden: (About to kick Henry's truck over the edge)

Warden: First, however, is as customary for those who make it this far… I shall tell you the tragic tale of our people. It all started, long ago…

Warden: No. You know what? SCREW IT! WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU THAT STORY WHEN YOU’RE ABOUT TO DIE?

Warden: *Angrily kicks Henry over the edge*

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Right hand man: BOSS! I THINK THERES SOME KINDA FREAKING PLASTIC BALL OUT THERE! LOOKS LUKE MY HAMSTERS FREAKING THING.

*Henry crashes in*

*immediatley starts following origional dialogue*

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Captain G: alright, good lesson number one, what do you do when someone drops their wallet? ( drop your wallet, Charles )

*charles drops his wallet*

Henry: *picks up wallet* excuse me sir, I believe you dropped your wallet.

Charles: it’s not mine.

Henry: Yes it is. I saw you drop it just now.

Charles: it’s not mine.

Henry, losing patience: well then. I am now looking in the wallet.

Charles: okay

Henry: and I am now taking out the ID

Charles, getting bored: okay.

Henry: and this ID is yours. So it would make sense this is your wallet.

Charles: it’s not mine.

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Reblog if you can’t wait for completing the mission!

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(I’m a nerd)

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Me to.

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Captain G:Why is there gunpowder attached to all the door frames? Henry:

Charles keeps bumping into the glass doors, so I thought this might help him to spot them.

Charles, entering the room: Woah, that’s so epic, floating gunpow- Charles:

*walks into the door*

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Charles, over headphones: turn around.

Henry:*turns around*

Charles: again

Henry:*turns around again*

Charles: one more time

Henry: why are you doing this

Charles: the simple thought of you spinning in circles amused me.

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Ellie: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHG

Henry: what’s wrong

Ellie: i wanted to scream.