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Ghost: Love is stronger than anything you can throw at us.

The Radiance: No it's not! I could throw an elephant at you!

Ghost: What's an elephant.

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the pale king did nothing wrong

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Hornet: Just because I "long for their undivided attention" and "daydream about pinning them against a wall" doesn't mean I'm gay that's just how rivalry works.

Tiso: Exactly. "Homoerotic undertones" my ass, I just want my rival to be down to fuck.

Tiso: I MEANT FIGHT I MEANT DOWN TO FIGHT

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Cloth: Ugh here comes Tiso.

Hornet: Whose that again?

Cloth: The one where you can never tell if what he's saying is a compliment or an insult.

Tiso: Well, well, well, someone smells like muffin mix.

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Quirrel: Treat deephunters the way you want to be treated.

Cloth: Killed without hesitation.

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Radiance: ITS MEE BOY IM THE PS5 SPEAKING TO YOU INSIDE YOUR BRAIN, LISTEN TO ME BOY, LEAVE THIS GIRL, WE DONT NEED HER! COME WITH ME AND PLAY MY GAMES! WE’LL HAVE COWBOY TIMES IN SPACE! DOO DOO DOO DOO YEAH! YOU NEED ME BOY! YOUR FREE WILL IS AN ILLUSION!

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NO SHE'S NOT! the radiance would be better than half the fandom.

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Radiance: ITS MEE BOY IM THE PS5 SPEAKING TO YOU INSIDE YOUR BRAIN, LISTEN TO ME BOY, LEAVE THIS GIRL, WE DONT NEED HER! COME WITH ME AND PLAY MY GAMES! WE’LL HAVE COWBOY TIMES IN SPACE! DOO DOO DOO DOO YEAH! YOU NEED ME BOY! YOUR FREE WILL IS AN ILLUSION!

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Cloth: Ugh here comes Tiso.

Hornet: Whose that again?

Cloth: The one where you can never tell if what he's saying is a compliment or an insult.

Tiso: Well, well, well, someone smells like muffin mix.

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A beetle saw a knight taking a picture of them self holding a fancy star-bugs coffee. The Beetle grabbed their coffee and poured it down the sewer.

“What are you doing!” yelled the knight. Then they heard a voice saying

“Thank you for the coffee, Sir. I have been so thirsty and tired.” The knight looked down and saw a SEWER MAN!

MORAL: THERE WAS A SEWER MAN!

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Quirrel: Is it true you don't have a middle name?

Ghost: Yeah.

Quirrel: That's strange.

Ghost: What's yours?

Quirrel: √

Ghost: That's strange.

Quirrel: My mentor taught math.

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I swear to god I have been thinking about that one big nate comic for an entire week now thank you so much for making this

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I have been too, that's why I made the quote. Glad to be of service. 👍

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Quirrel: Where's Ghost and Grimmchild?

Hollow: They're playing hide and seek.

Quirrel: Where?

Hollow: I don't think you get how this game works.

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Seer: Lets test that dream nail of yours. How many fingers am I thinking of?

Ghost: Uhhh purple?

Seer: Close enough.

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Quirrel: Is it true you don't have a middle name?

Ghost: Yeah.

Quirrel: That's strange.

Ghost: What's yours?

Quirrel: √

Ghost: That's strange.

Quirrel: My mentor taught math.

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Tiso: Hey Hornet! I challenge you to a thumb wrestle!

Hornet: Fine.

Tiso, a moment later: Ha! That was too easy.

Hornet: [stabs her claws into his palm]

Tiso: OW OW OW-

Hornet: I won.

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Ghost: Why is Hornet so good at using her needle?

Quirrel: She has a gift, that's all. Everyone's gifted at something!

Ghost: Really? What are you gifted at?

Quirrel:

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Ghost, walking up to Hornet: I just made Quirrel cry

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Ghost: Can we ride the tram?

Tram Operator: Sorry. You're too young to ride the tram alone, and also you don't have a tram pass.

Grimmchild: But we're VIPs!

Tram Operator: Oh, does that stand for vertically impaired preteens? Come back when you're older.

Ghost:

Grimmchild:

Tram Operator:

Ghost: How about now?

Tram Operator: When I said come back when you're older, I meant more than a minute older!

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Quirrel: Alright, where's this giant bug you mentioned? Is he around here?

Ghost: Yeah. Bardoon likes to get high up here.

Quirrel: So you're saying he's up there on the cliff?

Ghost: Yep. The view from up there is amazing.