Now You Ship Me, Amirite Horsemen?

Now You See Me fanblog, I do incorrect quotes, reblogs, rants, and the occasional fanfic, even! Mod is Atlas (they/them). Submissions for incorrect quotes welcome. @incorrecthorsemen is my partner, you should follow.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

things introverts love

archive of our own

[amnesiaguy]

best m/f dynamic is a flamboyant bisexual show-off desperately in love with an extremely practical girl who’s difficult to impress 🤩

[varijacija]

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Danny/Henley?

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Danny: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan. Merritt: We could attack them with hummus. Danny: ... I stand corrected. Merritt: Just keeping things in perspective.

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YOU GET IT

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from @cynicalseven: alright i’ll bite who’s fuckin’ ed 👀

Who’s fuckin’ Ed? technically Dylan!

@lwesposts or @incorrecthorsemen might be better suited to answering this, but basically we hd a discord server for nysm and sometimes wrote fanfics collaboratively. I don’t believe any of them ever got published but we had good fun.

Ed started as a character that was supposed to be Dylan’s ex-boyfriend. Depending on the fic, he was either an amazing ally to the Horsemen or simply waiting to double-cross and sell them out.

Every time he got worked into a fic or did something either iconic or awful, inevitably someone would go “Fuckin’ Ed”

This resulted in a Tiktok that said something like

“need a character to move the plot forward? Fuckin’ Ed

need someone to add some drama? Fuckin’ Ed

what’s Dylan doing when he’s not with the Horsemen? FUCKIN’ ED”

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Henley: What's wrong with you? Danny: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.

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Fuckin' Ed: I think I just figured something out. I got to go. Dylan: Aren't you forgetting something? Ed: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Dylan's forehead before running out.* Dylan: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

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Jack: I sort of did something and I need some advice, but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism. Danny: And you came to me?

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Dylan: Merritt, can I speak to you for a minute? In private. Merritt: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.

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Danny: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan. Merritt: We could attack them with hummus. Danny: ... I stand corrected. Merritt: Just keeping things in perspective.

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Danny: When I was young, I left a trail of broken hearts like a rockstar. I'm not proud of it. Jack: You're kind of proud of it. You work it into a lot of conversations.

(Henley totally agrees with Jack btw)

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Fuckin' Ed: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river. Dylan: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in his own pool. Big difference.

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Lula: How much did you spend on this date? Jack: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.

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Dylan: You think you're smarter than everyone else. Danny: I don't think I'm smarter than everyone else. I know I am.

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Merritt: Oh, and for your information, I don't HAVE an ego. Merritt: My Facebook photo is a landscape.

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Danny: Jack, we tried things your way. Jack: No, we didn't. Danny: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

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Jack: Do you wanna hear a chemistry joke?

Danny: ...

Jack: So... Is that a no then?

Danny: I'm sorry were you looking for a reaction?

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Danny:Jack, back out of my personal space please.

Danny: It's like I always say.

Danny: The closer you look...

Danny:... The more of my crippling anxiety and self-destructive behavior you see.