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Banba: Lin-chan almost killed me last night.

Saruwatari: What did you do? A surprise attack?

Lin: I told him Fukuya mentaiko was sold out.

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Banba: I have flaws! What are they? Oh I don’t know…

Banba: I sing in the shower. Sometimes, I spend too much time volunteering.

Banba: Occasionally, I’ll commit first degree murder.

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Martinez: Dom or sub?

Lin: I guess Dominos, I don’t really like Subway that much. Not sure why they’re in the same category though.

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Lin: fist me

Feilang: what the fuck-

Lin: *holds out fist for a fist bump*

Feilang: right that’s what you meant ok jesus christ

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Shigematsu: Name one way to be nice to others.

Lin: Not killing them.

Shigematsu: Setting the bar a little low but okay fair enough.

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Martinez: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Lin: I’m a knife.

Banba, from across the room: He’s a little spoon

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Banba: Hey, if the camera is a circle then why do some pictures come out square?

Lin: Just go to sleep please.

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Saitou: Are you listening to me?

Enokida: Yes.

Saitou: Then what was the last thing I said?

Enokida: The last thing you said was “then what was the last thing I said”.

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Saruwatari: You look beautiful.

Naoya: What did you say?

Saruwatari: I SAID IF YOU DIE I WON’T MISS YOU

[egg-ii-deactivated20190112]

I don’t want to have feelings!! I want to have money.

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Banba: Would you date me if I was the last man on Earth?

Lin: If you were the last man on Earth then I wouldn't exist, dumbass.

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Enokida: Don’t talk down to me.

Martinez: Well, I can hardly to talk up to you. You’re so short.

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im probably late but the full ending theme for htr is on youtube now!!! please check it out & give this band some love~

[hypermoyashi]

It was too good. I had to.

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[the-moon-dust-writings]

Otp Prompt

Person A: “We aren’t that bad.”

Person B: “Yeah, we just kill people.”

Person A: “Exactly! It’s not like we hate puppies.”

[htrweek]

Prompts for HTR Week 2018

We’ve decided to provide two prompts for each day, one themed around baseball, one around a flower. You can use one, or both; stray far from the prompt, or stick close to it.

Day 1: Strike [Daffodil, for new beginnings, eternal life, and unrequited love]

Day 2: Foul Ball [Purple Lilac, for first love]

Day 3: Double Play [White Heather, for protection; wishes will come true]

Day 4: Change Up [King Protea, for change and transformation]

Day 5: Fast Ball [Stacice, for remembrance, sympathy, and success]

Day 6: Home Run [Red Carnation, for love, pride, and admiration]

Day 7: Free Day

This event will be June 18th-24th, Monday-Sunday.

Remember, you can make this an art piece, video, graphic, fic, whatever you feel like! 

All submissions should be posted the day of the prompt, and tagged with #htrweek2018, so we can reblog it. Check the rules or send a message if you have any questions!

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Saruwatari: Who the fuck-

Naoya: Watch your language.

Saruwatari: Whomst’ve the fuck-