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Gon: Did you kill Pariston?!

Ging: Nah...no...

Gon: Hey dad, did you kill a man? Did you kill a man so you could sell his fucking Steely Dan records for eight dollars, daddy?

Ging: He had it comin'.

#mod komugi #source: mbmbam #gon freecs #ging freecs #honestly dont even know if this is funny but i wanted to post it. live laugh love.

Leorio: I need to ask you, do you have any medical conditions?

Kurapika: Well, I’ve been shot.

#source: the west wing #mod komugi

Kurapika: If you were in an accident, I wouldn’t stop for a beer.

Leorio: If you were in an accident, I wouldn’t stop for red lights.

#leopika #leorio paladiknight #kurapika kurta #mod komugi #source: the west wing

Leorio v Gon: On Dating

Leorio: We’ve been friends for 5 years and I think Kurapika and I are officially going out.

Gon: This is Killua I met him 2 hours ago at the Hunter Exam and he is the one :)

#leopika #killugon #hxh #source: timeforlupsopinion #tumblr user timeforlupsopinion to be specific. its originally a taz quote and ive always fucking loved it.#i think about the this is kravitz i met him 2 hours ago at h&m and he is the one :) constantly #killua #gon #leorio #kurapika #mod komugi

Siblings catching up.

Killua: I worked at Blockbuster twice...

Kalluto: Hold it, what happened?

Killua: The first time, I left Blockbuster on my terms.

Kalluto: The second time?

Killua: The second time, I stole a copy of Fight Club and got caught...which seemed like a very Tyler Durden thing to do, in my defense.

#source: mbmbam #Killua Zoldyck #kalluto zoldyck #hxh #hunter x hunter #mod komugi #for the new hot au everybody loves: the blockbuster au

Kurapika: Oh, okay. I don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are.

Kurapika: ...

Kurapika: Actually, it's gonna bug me if I don't.

#Kurapika kurta #hxh #hunter x hunter #source: parks and rec #mod komugi

Killua: How dare you make Gon cry. He is a sweet, innocent cupcake. If you think it’s funny, or okay, to hurt him, you are damn wrong. Now fucking leave.

#killua #killugon #hxh #hunter x hunter #source: youtuber preferences by lpc122001 #:)))

Gon: Killua, you’re like an angel with no wings.

Killua: So like a person.

#killugon #killua zoldyck #gon freccs #source: parks and rec #mod komugi

Leorio, about Killua: You’re eight! You’re not “turnt!”

#leorio paladiknight #hunter x hunter #hxh #source: sawbones #mod komugi

Kurapika: Serotonin? In this economy?

#kurapika kurta #hxh #hunter x hunter #source: tumblr #mod komugi

Ging: You were able to pass the hunter exam?

Gon: What, like it’s hard?

#ging freecs #gon freecs #hxh #hunter x hunter #source: legally blonde #mod komugi

Pokkle: Welcome to Applebee’s, would you like apples or bees?

Leorio: Bees?

Pokkle: HE PICKED THE BEES!

Ponzu, angrily shaking her hat full of bees: :)

#pokkle #ponzu #leorio paladiknight #hxh #hunter x hunter #source: tumblr #mod komugi

Leorio: Premarital sex is only gonna get you one thing: Pleasure. The second thing: Babies. One is great, but the other one, is it worth it? I am here to tell you today, it’s not. And just to prove that, I’m gonna rip a phone book in half.

#hunter x hunter #hxh #leorio paladiknight #incorrect hxh #leorio hxh #mod komugi #source: mbmbam

Killua: What weighs more: 100 pounds of bricks or 100 pounds of feathers?

Gon: The bricks!

Killua: They both weigh the same.

Gon: ????????????? ???? ????

#killua zoldyck #gon freccs #killugon #kinda #hxh #hunter x hunter #source: mod melody #mod melody

Killua: Why are you, like, telling me this?

Kurapika: I never said I liked telling you this.

Killua: No, you’re, like, telling me about dictionaries.

Kurapika: No, I didn’t say I liked telling you.

Killua: Argh! Like doesn’t mean like, like when you like something, it’s, like when you say, “Oh wow, that guy is like totally jazz.” You’re not saying that he likes jazz.

Kurapika: I knew that. I was proving a point.

#killua zoldyck #kurapika kurta #hxh #hunter x hunter #kurapika hxh #source: time4learning #(which is. my schooling program #this is a quote from my english lesson)#mod komugi

Kurapika: I wasn't hurt that badly. Leorio said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be!

#kurapika kurta #leorio paladiknight #hunter x hunter #hxh #incorrect hxh quotes #source: b99 #mod komugi

Ging: You know what’s a pain in the butt?

Ging: CARRYING CHILDREN. That is a pain in the butt.

#pariging #ging freecs #source: blond lance and fem keith #mod komugi #soryr yall

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