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Gon: Did you kill Pariston?!

Ging: Nah...no...

Gon: Hey dad, did you kill a man? Did you kill a man so you could sell his fucking Steely Dan records for eight dollars, daddy?

Ging: He had it comin'.

Kurapika: If you were in an accident, I wouldn’t stop for a beer.

Leorio: If you were in an accident, I wouldn’t stop for red lights.

Leorio: I need to ask you, do you have any medical conditions?

Kurapika: Well, I’ve been shot.

Leorio v Gon: On Dating

Leorio: We’ve been friends for 5 years and I think Kurapika and I are officially going out.

Gon: This is Killua I met him 2 hours ago at the Hunter Exam and he is the one :)

Leorio: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal. Imagine what it’s doing to your body.

Kurapika: Pfft getting rid of the rust idiot.

Siblings catching up.

Killua: I worked at Blockbuster twice...

Kalluto: Hold it, what happened?

Killua: The first time, I left Blockbuster on my terms.

Kalluto: The second time?

Killua: The second time, I stole a copy of Fight Club and got caught...which seemed like a very Tyler Durden thing to do, in my defense.

Pokkle: Welcome to Applebee’s, would you like apples or bees?

Leorio: Bees?

Pokkle: HE PICKED THE BEES!

Ponzu, angrily shaking her hat full of bees: :)

Ging: You were able to pass the hunter exam?

Gon: What, like it’s hard?

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