Flowering Nerds

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Sun Woo: my name is Sun Woo with a b and I’ve been afraid of insects my whole life-

Ji Dwi: stop stop stop. Where?

Sun Woo: hmm?

Ji Dwi: where’s the B?

Sun Woo: there’s a Bee?!?!

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Ban Ryu: what kind of spider is that?

Yeo Wool: looks like a daddy long legs

Ban Ryu: okay it's a good looking spider but i wouldn't say its daddy

Yeo Wool: wait what-

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Ban Ryu: I'm sad and i want someone to **** me

Hansung: kill you?

Soo Ho: love you?

Yeo Wool: fuck you?

Ban Ryu: yes

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Ban Ryu: he doesnt deserve you. if he doesnt treat you right by now: you're gone

Hansung: im gone

Ban Ryu: now go chop his dick off-

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Sun Woo: its time to make daddy proud

Hansung: yes sir

Sun Woo: i could have not been more clearly talking to the dog

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Hey so like i know everytime i bring this blog back i say imma be more attentive and not leaving it sitting without any new posts, and i meant to make this post a lot earlier to kinda explain like i did on my other blogs. Losing Jonghyun hit me rly hard and I kinda took a break from everything for awhile but i finally feel rdy to start posting on this blog again so yeah....im back once again.

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Ban Ryu: what did you do?

Hansung: *mumbles*

Ban Ryu: what?

Hansung: sucked dick on accident

Ban Ryu: how the fuck do you suck dick on accident?

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Yeo Wool: what kind of a maniac wakes up an hour early to write erotic fanfictions?

Ban Ryu: Me.

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Sun Woo: is your moms name hotel?

Ji Dwi: lol no why?

Sun Woo: becauSE THAT HOE TELL EVERYTHING SHE KNOW

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Soo Yeon: there's blood on your pants

Ah Ro: dont call the cops, alright?

Soo Yeon: heres a tampon-wait wHAT

Ah Ro: right. My period. I didnt kill anyone.

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Ji Dwi: if i could imagine any of my friends murdering me-

Sun Woo: i can imagine one of your friends murdering you

Ji Dwi: is it you?

Sun Woo:...no

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Ban Ryu: hey there demons, its me, ya boy

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Yeo Wool: Look, I'm Ban Ryu! I'd rather be anywhere but here! I'm all about long sullen silences, followed by mean comments, followed by more silence! So whats it gonna be, long sullen silence or mean comment? Go on, take your pick!

Ban Ryu:...you've got me in a box here

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Ban Ryu: sorry im late i was having another one of my casual mental breakdowns, how's everyone else doing?

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Ji Dwi: well then tell him! tell him you're not part of this

Sun Woo: I'm not part of his little charade

Ji Dwi: you're talking to Goatman now

Sun Woo: ...I see what you've done

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Ji Dwi: YOU HEAR THAT, GOATMAN? ME AND SUN WOO OWN YOUR BRIDGE NOW

Sun Woo: STOP LOOPING ME INTO YOUR SHIT

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Yeo Wool: would you rather kill Soo Ho-

Ban Ryu: Yes, kill him

Yeo Wool: I didn't even say the other-

Ban Ryu: I don't need to hear it

Soo Ho: ...feeling a little unsafe