#source: deadpool

[simple-dorito]

Tim: your whole personality can be easily summarised as making jokes and self deprecating comments based on your trauma. That and most of your so called personality is just trauma responses upon trauma responses.

You: Ha! Fake laugh, hiding real pain.

*Later that night as you hold onto your fat!jason Todd plush*

You: that little fucker had me read like a pissing book!

Jason: first time?

[a-small-lemon]

Vox, screaming: AND YOU’RE ALL THE WORST EMPLOYEES EVER!

Y/N, skipping in: Hi Vox

Vox:

Vox: Hi Y/N, that was really nice of you to say hi, so I’m gonna say hi back

Y/N: **grabs headphones and starts to leave**

Y/N: Bye Vox!

Vox, waving: Bye Y/N

Vox:

Vox, turning back to VoxTek staff: THE RATINGS DROPPED BY 0.2% YOU FUCKING SHITHEADS

[superiorsturgeon]

Cinder: *leaps towards Jaune, swinging her swords*

Jaune: *blasts her back with his shield and raises his sword*

Cinder: *struggling to her feet, her nipple slipping out the top of her outfit* 😠

Jaune: WOAH!!! *averting his eyes* 🫣

Jaune: *awkwardly points* Your…uh…on the left side…! 😣

Cinder: *looks down*

Cinder: Oh…! *quickly tucking her escaped boob back into her top*

Cinder: Why, thank you…! You’re so sweet…! 🥰

Jaune: *still politely averting his male gaze* Yes, well…I don’t want you to feel uncomfort-

Cinder: *drives her fist directly into Jaune’s dick like a pneumatic piston* 👊 😈

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Sally: *clutching her chest* Mailman, you’re alive?!

Eddie: *looking shellshocked* Only on the outside.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: What’s your body count?

Wade: Do you mean sex or murder?

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: Father, you’re alive?!

Splinter: Only on the outside.

[incorrectrotgquotes]

I've got no problems with Sandy. I mean he's a delightful guy, he really is. True legend.

Jack Frost

[resident-wof-expert]

Qibli, mocking Icicle: Ooooohh! Look at me! I'm a teenage girl!

Qibli: I'm all about long sullen silences, followed by mean comments, followed by more silences.

Qibli: So, what's it gonna be? Long sullen silence or mean comment?

Icicle: ...

Icicle: You've got me in a box here.

Qibli: HA!