hypmic incorrect quotes

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Hifumi, vaguely frustrated: COMEBODY SOME-

Doppo: …What?

Hifumi: COMEBODY SOME TAKE THESE COOKIES

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Ramuda: That's not very... "Yass queen slay" of her :/

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Jyuto, about Dice: I would say "I bet the dick is insane" but he's one hundred percent a bottom

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Jiro: Ay, yo, konnichiwhat's up my gamer bro?

*Ichiro and Saburo immediately take psychic damage*

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Dice: Potatoes are sexy, they can do everything! They're like the Barbie of root vegetables.

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Jiro: People don't have 9 fingers??? Wait

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Gentaro: I gotta be a little conservative with my kisses

Dice: I don't! I'm a whore! :D

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Kuko: I'm only Jewish on full moons

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Jyushi, in tears: I have five bones.

Kuko: You have more than that.

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Hitoya, to Kuko: What, you want a treat? Here, have the body of Christ.

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Saburo: I have no vitamin D

The table: -silence-

Jiro: Go outside, you dumb bitch

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Rio, wistfully: Ah… I love plagiarism.

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Doppo: I'm fuckin EEPY!!!!!!!!!

Hifumi: Oh uh, I uh, shake you around and then pour straight caffeine into your mouth

Doppo: LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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(Overheard in Yokohama)

Jyuto: I did NOT put her in a headlock, I put her in a full Nelson! There's a difference!

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Sasara: Who want me

Samatoki, immediately: Me

Sasara: Oh, no it was just my phone giving me a -- HELLO?

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Jiro: OH, right, my hoodie disappeared into the ether last night. I'm gonna miss that.

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Hifumi: Okay! So you'll take care of that, and… as per this sticker on my hand, I'll be turkey loaf.