Sting's Wife! (In My Dreams...)

Just a typical theater girl.

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Oh, Disney! I know who will make a perfect Esmeralda!

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Umm, guys? Where did surrealisticduvet go? It sounds like a personal question, but I am worried for her.

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Awww! More twinnies! Yay!

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Sting! The human Stitch!

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Andy Summers, The IRL fluttershy.

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Been feeling shitty, so here’s a question for all ya Police personnel. Is Sting wearing lipstick? If so, mwah. 💋 sign me up…

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Content Notes: Mentions of Grooming, Suicide, and Rape

I am so mad right now. Doctor who may or may not be cancelled, all because some asshole who said he liked the show, but in reality didn’t give a shit, completely sidelined actual good companions for sexist stereotypes. Just my opinion, but Rose, she literally dated a guy who looked old enough to be her dad, and she was 19! He looked 40 something! Creepy, huh? Literally! She was groomed! She wasn’t the only one though, Reinette anyone? She was 6 when she met his next incarnation, imagine if this was some ugly guy, the backlash would be worse. Honestly, ten is worse than Ted Bundy, taking advantage of poor helpless women (Martha probably killed herself because of him, but that’s my headcanon) and getting away with it! The fangirls sure think it’s cute, huh? Wrong! Then Russell doubles down for his second era! Ruby forgives Conrad, the guy who broke her heart, and Belinda is metaphorically raped by 15? Gimme a break..l

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I wonder who got custody over Andy after the breakup?

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Ooh, more Disney similarities!

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Is it just me, or does Andy look like Lady from Lady and the Tramp?

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We already have live action reboots at home.

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Gorgeous blond locks, dreamy green bedroom eyes, soft, slightly tan skin, gentle ruby lips, a sexy voice… *moans* daddy, if Trudie ever dumps you, let me know, take me… I just had a lovely dream of you, erotic, we were fucking… I can’t remember the rest.

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Hey! Long time no see! my apologies, I was on a mental health break, but now, I’m feeling a hella lot better. Literally! Because I made a connection of a lifetime! Spread a little happiness by sting is a Lucifer coded song!

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He killed JFK and pinned it all on Lee Harvey Oswald.

Disclaimer: It’s just a joke, so don’t go after me prudes, or RFK Jr.

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If pennywise was a teacher… seriously, this kid’s gonna be floating too.

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Attention All Police Personnel:

Please put in the comments what Sting’s search history would look like.

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Amy Pond Headcanons:

she’s bisexual,

she uses she/they pronouns,

she’s a fan of adventure time,

she’s demigender,

she collects funko pops,

she has anger issues, (comes with being a redhead)

she has abandonment issues, (obviously canon by the way)

still has lingering feelings for the doctor, (even though he fucking sucks)

really appreciates Rory’s dad for helping her get through her traumatic childhood,

likes horror movies,

she’s a fan of Danganronpa,

she’s a fan of one piece,

Her favorite singer is Lana Del Rey,

she’s a fan of Gilmore girls, (wow, that girl loves American pop culture, sorry, don’t know much about the uk)

she’s a fan of Pokémon, (her favorite pokemon is pikachu, not that I’d blame her, he’s so adorable)

she’s a fan of team fortress,

she’s a fan of call of duty.