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hey !! i'm pan !! i go by she/her !! |  some random kinnie who's assigning things people say in server one to survivors. made most of these myself, but submissions are open! most are from na/eu server english rooms, but if it's anything else i'll say! hope you don't mind me here.

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ann : i love cats so much. i literally would die for any cat. show me a cat right now. that’s my favorite cat.

polun : [ cat ]

ann : that’s HIM !!! that’s my favorite guy

( from tumblr. )

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kevin : the internet is for cowboys only. www? it stands for wild wild west .

( tumblr. )

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he hates machinery, so its actually him projecting so he doesnt feel as bad

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mary : i’m starting to think you’re a sadist.  ripper : you have a good eye.  

( from a roleplay. )

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kevin : the internet is for cowboys only. www? it stands for wild wild west .

( tumblr. )

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victor : if you tell her, i will cut your body in half and feed it to my dog.  eli : WELL — I’LL CUT YOUR BODY AND FEED IT TO MY HAMSTER.

( this was a conversation in discord between my classmates. don’t ask me. )

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ganji : william, hi .... is your hand free by any chance?

( from server one. )

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yima : they tell me ima god im losf in ghe facade 

( from server one, let’s hope so. )

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No one:

Hastur:

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completely unrelated to the fact i run a textpost blog but it’s been almost seven days and i’m only now figuring out what this says

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hastur : jack, happy character day bud.  antonio : yeet that child, please. ( referring to jack ) 

( this is from bird hellsite. )

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mike : what’s mike’s s-tier called?  victor : mr swifts.  margie : victor no ...  mike : SWIFTLY DRAGGING DEEZ NUTS ACROSS YOUR FACE!  victor : WAIT WHAT- I THOUGHT-  luca : AHAHHAHAHAH YOU WALKED RIGHT INTO IT-  margie : poor, poor victor.  andrew : rip ... 

( from server one. i witnessed this firsthand. yes, it was legendary. )

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( no transcript, this is one specific meme draw the squad.  https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1081605-draw-the-squad )

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william : NUTS.  naib : ...  servais : ...  kurt : ...  ganji : ...

( from @stuffpeoplesayinidv . thanks for some textpost material. ) 

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william : god, i love the sweet taste of POISON.  william : i sure love to POISON myself.

( from textpost generator. )

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patricia : i hate edganji <3 

( from server one )

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servais : stop making everything about yourself you degenerate lowlife human.

( from dreaded clock app. )

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kurt : the person who sent you this wants servais le roy to rail them.

( from server one )

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aesop : ( to norton, naib, and eli ) fuck off you cunts! i’m trying to masturbate.

( from my friend’s DMs. )