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Koda: What, do you think I have him Microchipped or something?
Elaria: Well, do you?
Koda: …
Koda: Yeah, hold on.

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Elaria: Koda, We’ve lost Xander, can you find him?
Koda: What, do you think I have him Microchipped or something?
Elaria: Well, do you?
Koda: …
Koda: Yeah, hold on.
Perla: I'm goi
Perla: Gui
Perla: guy
Hi-Paw: It's okay, take your time.
Perla: GIRLS
An NPC: Look! Some idiots are hanging off that building?
Koda: If I don't look, I can pretend they're not my idiots.
Elaria: Guys, Halloween isn’t a date on the calendar
Faillif: Yeah, it is. It’s the 31st
Elaria: No, Halloween is in your heart. Every time a little kid cries in fear, that’s Halloween. As long as you carry the spirit of destruction and vandalism in your heart, every day is Halloween
Faillif: *pointing at a calendar* No, look, it’s the 31st
Gnomy: You could be indirectly responsible for someone's death, and not even know it!
Faillif: Oh, dear, I hope it wasn't the man I set on fire...
Elaria: Some people are like Slinkys.
Koda: Explain.
Elaria: Relatively useless, but they still make you smile when you push them down the stairs.
Koda:
Koda: Please don't push Randal down the stairs.
Elaria: We need a distraction.
Koda: Is anyone good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?
Gnomy: My time... has come.
Gnomy: Goodnight, everyone.
The rest of the Rangers:
Gnomy: ...
Gnomy: Your bones are wet.
Koda: *Cringing* Why would you say that?!
Gnomy: No one said Goodnight back.
Grimm: Perla, why do you have your shirt off?
Perla: Can't spill food on your shirt if you're not wearing one.
Perla: You know, the more "y's" somebody has in their "hey", the more interested they are in you.
Perla: With that being said, heyyyy
Shaelie: He.
Gnomy: If you stare long enough, the word shark looks like a shark.
Randal: ...
Randal: Why would you say that?!
Koda: I am at a loss for words.
Gnomy, Narrating: Despite being lost for words, Koda proceeded to yell at me for the next ten minutes.
Perla: Once a pretty lady asked me how I was doing, and I couldn't choose between "I'm good" and "Okay", so I freaked out and told her "I'm gay".
Shaelie: ... Perla, I know, I was the pretty lady.
Bula: What would Tibouchina do?
Bula: (Imitating Tibouchina) You have to look into yourself, to save yourself, from your other self... only then, will your true self reveal itself.
Bula: Even when I'm talking for him, I still don't know what he means.
Shaelie: Hey, Tibou, can you pass the salt?
Tibouchina: (Silently picks Perla up and prepares to throw her.)
Perla: Tibou, what the fUC-
Perla: All in all, a 100% successful tip.
Bula: Perla, we lost Tibou.
Perla: I know what I said.
Perla: We're not interested in your sour grapes, okay? Bula, tell him where he can stick his grapes.
Bula: In the fridge!
Perla: Bula, no-