The Idiots Probably Said This At Some Point

Fly high, you crazy Gnome Rangers

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Elaria: Koda, We’ve lost Xander, can you find him?

Koda: What, do you think I have him Microchipped or something?

Elaria: Well, do you?

Koda: …

Koda: Yeah, hold on.

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Perla: I'm goi

Perla: Gui

Perla: guy

Hi-Paw: It's okay, take your time.

Perla: GIRLS

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An NPC: Look! Some idiots are hanging off that building?

Koda: If I don't look, I can pretend they're not my idiots.

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Elaria: Guys, Halloween isn’t a date on the calendar

Faillif: Yeah, it is. It’s the 31st

Elaria: No, Halloween is in your heart. Every time a little kid cries in fear, that’s Halloween. As long as you carry the spirit of destruction and vandalism in your heart, every day is Halloween

Faillif: *pointing at a calendar* No, look, it’s the 31st

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Gnomy: You could be indirectly responsible for someone's death, and not even know it!

Faillif: Oh, dear, I hope it wasn't the man I set on fire...

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Elaria: Some people are like Slinkys.

Koda: Explain.

Elaria: Relatively useless, but they still make you smile when you push them down the stairs.

Koda:

Koda: Please don't push Randal down the stairs.

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Elaria: We need a distraction.

Koda: Is anyone good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?

Gnomy: My time... has come.

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Gnomy: Goodnight, everyone.

The rest of the Rangers:

Gnomy: ...

Gnomy: Your bones are wet.

Koda: *Cringing* Why would you say that?!

Gnomy: No one said Goodnight back.

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Grimm: Perla, why do you have your shirt off?

Perla: Can't spill food on your shirt if you're not wearing one.

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Perla: You know, the more "y's" somebody has in their "hey", the more interested they are in you.

Perla: With that being said, heyyyy

Shaelie: He.

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Gnomy: If you stare long enough, the word shark looks like a shark.

Randal: ...

Randal: Why would you say that?!

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Koda: I am at a loss for words.

Gnomy, Narrating: Despite being lost for words, Koda proceeded to yell at me for the next ten minutes.

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Perla: Once a pretty lady asked me how I was doing, and I couldn't choose between "I'm good" and "Okay", so I freaked out and told her "I'm gay".

Shaelie: ... Perla, I know, I was the pretty lady.

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Bula: What would Tibouchina do?

Bula: (Imitating Tibouchina) You have to look into yourself, to save yourself, from your other self... only then, will your true self reveal itself.

Bula: Even when I'm talking for him, I still don't know what he means.

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Shaelie: Hey, Tibou, can you pass the salt?

Tibouchina: (Silently picks Perla up and prepares to throw her.)

Perla: Tibou, what the fUC-

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Perla: All in all, a 100% successful tip.

Bula: Perla, we lost Tibou.

Perla: I know what I said.

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Perla: We're not interested in your sour grapes, okay? Bula, tell him where he can stick his grapes.

Bula: In the fridge!

Perla: Bula, no-