#faillif

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Faillif: I guess I'm just too tough to cry.

Koda: Just this morning you were crying about snakes.

Faillif: They don't have any arms!

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Elaria: Guys, Halloween isn’t a date on the calendar

Faillif: Yeah, it is. It’s the 31st

Elaria: No, Halloween is in your heart. Every time a little kid cries in fear, that’s Halloween. As long as you carry the spirit of destruction and vandalism in your heart, every day is Halloween

Faillif: *pointing at a calendar* No, look, it’s the 31st

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Gnomy: You could be indirectly responsible for someone's death, and not even know it!

Faillif: Oh, dear, I hope it wasn't the man I set on fire...

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Faillif: Elaria, we need to talk to you, come out!

Elaria: I'm bisexual!

Faillif: Not what I meant, but I still support you!

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Gnomy: Are lobsters mermaids to scorpions?

Faillif: Gnomy, it's four in the morning.

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I’ve lived my life by one adage, and that’s ‘Don’t Fuck With Demons.’

Faillif two minutes before she Fucks With Demons