Incorrect If We Were Villains

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Alexander: If it's any consolation, he got me here on a very misleading message.

James: Technically you are about to be screwed backstage.

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Filippa: What the fuck?

Alexander: You'll have to be more specific, I've done a lot of 'what the fuck stuff' recently.

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Meredith: I--

Richard: --Excuse me! We're rehearsing here! Could you possibly shut the fuck up?

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Oliver: You're a genius!

James: I'd love to take credit, but it turns out, life isn't really that hard.

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Alexander: You don't need perfect people to make a perfect friend group. You need people whose flaws feed into each other. What's it called?

Filippa: Co-dependency.

Alexander: Synergy.

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Wren: What time is it?

Meredith: It's pay attention to me time!

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Alexander: I don't know whether to throw you down and strangle you or throw you down and make sweet, sweet, love to you.

James:

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[on halloween]

Wren: We need more candy.

Filippa: But there's only been like 4 kids?

Wren: Yeah, but one of them told me she loved me so I gave her everything...

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Hi! I just finished Iwwv and now it’s my favorite book! I love your blog. I know the fandom is little, but I already love it! I want to draw fanart and be active in the fandom and your blog has inspired me. I don’t have too many friends who share this kind of interests with me and is nice to see people who do.

Welcome to the fandom!

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James: I've learned how to be passive aggressive.

James: Totally fine that you guys haven't noticed...

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Richard: Can we talk?

Meredith: Vocal cord wise? Yes. Witch each other? No.

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Filippa: So what's the new rule here?

Everyone: No daring Alexander to do stupid stuff.

Filippa: Why?

Alexander, muttering: Because I have no regard for my personal wellbeing.

Filippa: Right.

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Frederick: We are here to learn to treat each other with respect and dignity.

Gwendolyn: So shut up and listen!

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Wren: Sometimes Oliver will still do this thing where he'll try and sell us on James? Like I'm gonna be sitting there with Pip and he'll lean in and be like "Hey, you know who's a great guy? James!" like yeah, we're all on board. We all love James! You don't have to advertise for him!

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Meredith: When I woke up this morning I meditated, did 50 push ups, drank green tea and went for a 30 minute run.

Alexander: When I woke up this morning, I spent an hour just waking up.

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James, covered in blood: So...how many people do you have to kill before it's considered a crime?

Filippa:

Filippa: One.

Filippa: One person.

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Alexander: Your existence is confusing.

Colin: ...Okay?

Alexander: See, your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.