incorrect jujutsu kaisen

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Mahito: Do you think ants have feelings?

Geto: Is 3 AM shut the fuck up and go to sleep.

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Mugger: Ok pal, gimme your wallet!

Toji: Do I look like I got money!?

Mugger: Uh…

Toji: [kicks his ass]

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Toji: Of course I'm better than you. Name one thing you have that I don't.

Naoya: Money.

Toji:

Toji: You fuckin' take that back–

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Sukuna: How come whenever I have fun, it's considered wrong?

Yuji: People die when you have fun.

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Gojo, slightly concerned: When was the last time you slept?

Nanami, holding his 6th cup of coffee: No.

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Mahito: A friend came looking for you.

Geto: A friend?

Mahito: An enemy.

Geto: Ah! Which one?

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Megumi: I come from a long line of guys who had something wrong with them.

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Toji: I forget but I do NOT forgive.

Toji: I’m wandering around hating bitches, can’t remember why.

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Megumi: Dad, quick! Don’t ask why, but please talk to the dad of my ex.

Toji: … [picks up phone] Hello, this is Megumi's dad. Yes, they are playing curses together. Sorry, playing with curses. Oh no, they are bleeding. They are dead. Don’t call again. [hangs up] Sorry, I panicked.

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Mimiko: Geto, quick! Don’t ask why, but please pretend to be my dad to the dad of my ex.

Geto: … [picks up phone] Hello, this is Mimiko's dad. Yes, they are playing curses together. Sorry, playing with curses. Oh no, they are bleeding. They are dead. Don’t call again. [hangs up] Sorry, I panicked.

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Sukuna: The world is a cruel place, my vessel. Everywhere I go, all I see is death and destruction…

Yuji: Probably because you’re the one causing it.

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Sukuna: Do I need to swear on a Bible and take an oath to show you I’m on Itadori’s side this time?

Gojo: Are you even allowed near Bibles? Don’t they burst into flames in your presence?

Sukuna: It’s been known to happen.

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Mahito: [watching a loud stream on his phone]

Geto: Would you turn that off already? You’re supposed to be tormenting the jujutsu sorcerers, not me.

Mahito: [turns the volume to maximum]

Geto: [sighs] Why are you like this?

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Geto: Should I start killing people in my story to make it more interesting?

Shoko: What type of story are you writing?

Geto: An autobiography.

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Gojo: So whatever you will think of them, be nice.

Geto: I'm always nice.

Gojo: Real nice, not bitchy nice.

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Geto: My own mother thought I was a monster.

Geto: She was right of course, but it still hurt.

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Gojo: Geto stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards.

Geto: I got a full house and 4 people died.