Jimmy Hate Blog

With how many countless monologues Nny's gone on, he's sure to have said these at some point. Run by Mod M, and I only own my original quotes. Johnny the Homicidal Maniac and its affiliated characters belong to Jhonen Vasquez. Mobile header photo by 1995-1997 on Tumblr. Icon by cannibaldotcom. Sidebar image by neofox on Deviantart. Disclaimer: All the quotes here are taken from other sources, and any relevance to actual conversations between the characters is purely coincidental. DO NOT FOLLOW IF KINK/DD/LG/CGL/LITTLE SPACE. YOU WILL BE IMMEDIATELY BLOCKED ON SIGHT.

[random-incorrect-quotes-boi]

Squee: I wish I could block people in real life.

Edgar: A restraining order.

Nny: Murder.

[deletesystem32-deactivated20220]

hey wanna see something terrible

[incorrectjthmquotes]

This is canon

[incorrectjthmquotes]

Being on tumblr these days sucks so much energy and joy out of me that I've been avoiding it and all my blogs on purpose and I really wish I had the energy to be excited about things on social media again

[birf]

the new invader zim episode looks good

[incorrectjthmquotes]

this isn't an IZ blog but holy shit you guys i'm in hysterics -Mod M

[incorrectjthmquotes]

Squee: How many times have you died? Nny: Genuinely? I think I died once. I had a surreal out of body experience. This was nearly a year ago. It was very frightening. I have never once before felt such a complete and entirely consuming feeling of pure dread. Squee: No I mean in Donkey Kong.

[incorrectjthmquotes]

not a quote. this is an icon submission.

Oh my god I love it! I think I'll make it the new icon!

-Mod M

[incorrectjthmquotes]

hi ! i saw your post about a new icon and i made one kinda on a whim. would it be alright for me to submit it or like. message this blog with the icon ? (the icon itself is a skull with a butchers knife in it. the handle says "jthm" and the blade says "incorrect".)

PLEASE DO SUBMIT I WANNA SEE IT!

[enbywitchart]

An icon I made for @incorrectjthmquotes (which I mod, but I’m posting it here bc I haven’t posted art in ages)

[incorrectjthmquotes]

I'm thinking maybe its time for a new icon. I painted this some time ago back when Mod Meep was still here and it only holds bad memories now. Ask box open, I'll be taking ideas for the new icon!

[jimkirksfatass]

do you ever feel like you love a character more than their own writers do

[inflatablezim]

Devi, lightly touching Nny with the side of her foot: Nny please move out of the way so I don't trip on you

Nny, his eyes enormous: you KICK nny? you kick his body like the football? oh! oh! jail for devi! jail for devi for One Thousand Years!!!!

[inflatablezim]

Nny: hey smell that. you licked a puss.

Devi: *mutes tv* what

Nny: it's so good. smell it. you licked a puss.

Devi: ...

Nny: *hands her a candle*

Devi: it's pronounced "eucalyptus"

[incorrectjthmquotes]

Pepito: If I were God I’d destroy all the cities and make electricity not work anymore - I’d make magic a thing and you’d all have to start over in high fantasy, sorry suckers.

Nny: Be God.

Pepito: Well, if you insist.

[incorrectjthmquotes]

If a vampire wanted to bite me I would simply say yes please.

Vampire Guy

[incorrectjthmquotes]

Devi: What's up with Edgar? He's been laying on the ground for like fifteen minutes.

Tenna: He's just a little overwhelmed.

Devi: Why?

Tenna: Nny giggled.

[incorrectjthmquotes]

Edgar: "Knowledge" is knowing that a tomato is a fruit; "wisdom" is not putting it in a fruit salad .

Todd: That was deep.

Nny: "Philosophy" is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie.

Tenna: That was deeper.

Devi: "Common sense" is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie, you nasties.

[incorrectjthmquotes]

Todd: I don't sin.

Edgar: I sin sometimes.

Devi: I sin a lot.

Nny: I am sinning right now

[incorrectjthmquotes]

Nny: Over here, old friend. In case you haven’t noticed, you’ve fallen right into my trap.

Edgar: You can’t trap justice. It’s an idea! A belief!

Nny: Well, even the most heartfelt belief can be corroded over time!

Edgar: Justice is a noncorrosive metal!

Nny: But metals can be melted by the heat of revahnge!

Edgar: It’s “revenge," and it’s best served cold!

Nny: But it could be easily reheated in the microwave of evil!

Edgar: Well, I think your warranty is about to expire!

Nny: Maybe I’ve got an extended warranty!

Edgar: Warranties are invalid if you don’t use the product for its intended purpose!