[incorrectkabby]

Marcus: I just want to hear those three little words.

Abby: I love you.

Marcus: Try again.

Abby: *sighs*

Abby: I will behave.

Marcus: Thank you.

[incorrectkabby]

Abby: Did you tell anybody we're engaged?

Marcus: Yes, Abby, I have no self-control and told everyone we're engaged.

Abby: There's no need to be sarcastic.

Marcus: No, seriously, I have no self-control and I told everyone we're engaged.

[incorrectkabby]

Abby: *Goes to put her arms around Octavia*

Octavia: What are you doing?

Abby: *Wrapping her arms around Octavia*

Giving you a hug.

[incorrectkabby]

Marcus, holding a large box: What would you say if I came back one day with six kittens?

Abby:

Abby: What's in the box?

Marcus:

Abby: Marcus, what's in the box?

Marcus: I think you know.

[incorrectkabby]

Marcus: Wow, Abby, a present? But I didn't get you anything. I'll make it up to you, I swear.

Abby: Marcus, it's your birthday.

Marcus: Still.

[incorrectkabby]

Jackson: I can't believe you and Marcus broke the bed last night.

Miller: Must of been a wild night.

Abby: Yeah...

[Last Night]

Marcus: Bet you can't jump high enough to touch the ceiling.

Abby: Try me.

[incorrectkabby]

Marcus: When I was younger I tried to form a gang once.

Indra: How'd it go?

Marcus: It turned into a book club.

[incorrectkabby]

Kabby in S1:

Marcus: You're under arrest.

Abby: No I'm not.

Marcus: Shit.

[incorrectkabby]

Abby: I know you want to keep me safe, but...the only way to do that is to wrap me in bubble wrap and hide me in a cave.

Jackson: Believe me, I've thought about it.

[incorrectkabby]

Abby: Marcus's coming over

Jackson: For sex!

Abby: No! for dinner

Jackson: And sex

[incorrectkabby]

*Loud noise comes from the closet*

Jackson: *Opens closet door to find Marcus and Abby kissing*

Marcus: There was a spill in medical and... we needed a mop...

Abby: We were kissing, he's pretty.

[incorrectkabby]

Abby: The best part of a cookie is the black cookie part and not the frosting part.

Marcus: Darkness without light is abyss. Light without dark is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.

Charmaine: Yo, Socrates, it's a fucking cookie.

[incorrectkabby]

Abby [drowsy]: Can I lay on your shoulder?

Marcus: Sure, whatever.

Abby [Sniffing Marcus's neck]: You smell like...something nice. Vanilla maybe. It is good. I like it. I could be here all day and never get tired of it.

Marcus: *Blushes furiously*

[incorrectkabby]

Marcus to Octavia: We don't use bad words in this house.

Abby, in the distance: FUCK!

[incorrectkabby]

Charmaine: Wow Kane, that's a really pretty top!

Marcus: Thanks, her name is Abby.

[incorrectkabby]

Murphy: Can I ride this skateboard outside?

Abby: I'm not your mom, do what you want.

Murphy: Ok. (Starts to leave)

Abby: Not on the road, stay on the sidewalk!

[incorrectkabby]

Abby: What are you doing?

Marcus: Just waiting for my girlfriend. Maybe you've seen her. Pretty woman, thinks she can leap tall buildings in a single bound, carries the weight of the world on her shoulders, yet still manages to laugh at some of my jokes.

Abby: She sounds like a handful.

Marcus: Tell me about it.