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[27thfirefly]

subtextjob from a girl with huge implications

[gremlininho]

[tmnt-pizza-party]

TMNT: Empire City VR (2026) has no business being as funny as it is.

[sapphling]

the itchy phase of healing really does feel like biology playing a prank on you

[tryksters]

they matched each others freak. 42 injured. 7 dead. 12 missing.

[dragon-png]

nodding my head to show that i approve of all the shitty things this character has done because i'm a bad person

[rubyeyeshitposter]

Lina Memes

[ryngtail]

doodle to keep me sane while im bogged down in concrunch.. LINA INVERSE I LOVE YOOOUUU..

[a-book-of-creatures]

Is it socially acceptable to use opaque watercolors, or is that considered gouache?

[fucking-tag-games-ig]

Create yourself with this picrew:

@mer-acle @mirakagekoko @chqoswood

[mirakagekoko]

NPT: @nevergonnagiveyaup @antwriterr @just-your-average-enigma @thatgenricuser @thirteen-cats-in-a-trenchcoat @sarabankesley and more so open tags

[jyae-reblogs]

😔

I lowkey look nothing like my picrews but I wish I did 😔

No pressure tags: @synonymroll2121 @kilikesmilktea @borealismage @itsbeeugaymers @doblesoul @r1neatswalls +open tags

[r1neatswalls]

pterodactyl screech lol

@a-fandom-loving-rat-here, @t0ta1n3cromanc3r239, @lilicuzi, @littlebiterbeetle, @whothey7

[a-fandom-loving-rat-here]

Yoooooo, I've done this one!!! :D

@grover-underwoods-tin-cans @cassandra41924 @dayararara1238 @yourlocalavian

[yourlocalavian]

this is cute :3

Kinda annoyed that it *required* you to have a pride flag as the background and didnt give you other options (I'm straight 😭), so I just put one I thought looked pretty lol :]

+Open tags (still building my tags list rn)

[eveessideblogfornonsense]

This was so fun!!!

This needs the straight ally or just straight flag tho lol but I don't mind!

@lavendermoon48 @sunshine-snake @yourlocalavian @lotustired-squared @tabbykai @maedaeeee @iicor @bi-r-a-r-a @birdbrain-on-tumbler @beanzdabean @yosanoschainsaw @phoenixdrawz @potatodolikeuman @peskybirdonyx @rzkx @raccoonxdlol @strawbxrrypies @woofplease @wiltingtu1ips @g00sey-g00se @ver-astroii @deltenner @ @nevergonnagiveyaup @unablebagel @phantumpthetransgender @phoenixrainsfire413 and open tagzzz <3

[sunshine-snake]

this one is so adorable !! (ty for the tag <3 /p)

open tags! (who i'm tagging below the cut) :) /nf

@beanzdabean @gaysnake43 @iicor @yourlocalavian @wiltingtu1ips @ver-astroii @autopilotangel @toadfree @maedaeeee @elilovestrafficsmp @iwishfishwerereal @biteygremlinanon @nerd-alerts @mcytobsessedshine @foxeroni @purrrrplecats @axi-the-tapeworm @fledgeheart @goodtimeswithshane @sea-jellie-thoguhts @ellie-star @ihavebeenstrippedfrommywhimsy @dawn-but-different @opalizedninjacat @vivaciousmessypixie @chocolate-croissant50 @mare-the-gupxolotl @cherryseed7 @merthaevelynk @blue-jay27 @i-had-a-bad-feeling @sparkleblast73 @lavendersongz @kitkat-moon-flameflower @raynilikescats @vinyl-cat @sparkleblast73 @em-the-mushroom815 @twistinghalo @skystarstudios @peskybirdonxy + anyone else :)) /nf

[gaysnake43]

my hairs a bit shorter than this rn but idc

tags: @shadowstar-2 @thepupsystem @blue-jay27 @theraccoonsinyourbackyard @a-fae-creature @sweet-and-sour-sauce-offical

[theraccoonsinyourbackyard]

@random-potato-mil-is-a-fan @rabbityfrogs @hoarder-of-rats @thesolarfiles @wolfsummoner

[random-potato-mil]

(Hope its okay I reblog on my not fan account? Could not find hair that matched mine. We get as close as we get.)

@hoarder-of-rats @wlwdwtys @tar-thelien @little-alien-thoughts @nezumithewriter :>

[little-alien-thoughts]

yay this was fun :D

@duckeatsdirt024 @thespianinthebackcorner @findows-10 @i-like-vocaloid-a-normal-amount @sprfnkygigi

[findows-10]

thanks for the tag !! i like this picrew a lot :DDD

uhhh go my tags @harusukiihearts @lizwuzthere @anishenanigans @kasspergh

[lizwuzthere]

Tagging the first five mutuals in my activity:

@countlessgifts @slackeremeritus @sradlightstab1 @aliceapproved @booklover1323

[slackeremeritus]

best I can do with no enby flag option. I am a fool and @reapthegirlwind was kind enough to point me where I needed for the thing ignore me

idk who might want to poke it but tossing some names out there and if you do, cool, if not, nbd. Even if I didn't tag you and you wanna do it, by all means, I'd love to see it. And if I didn't tag you, it's probably because we're like, shared mutuals with someone I DID tag and I don't want to hog all the tags. Which is dumb logic, but that's my brain for ya.

@traverse-space , @beckyh2112 , @floranna2 , @groudonenjoyer , @chibiveneficus , @booksnchocolate , @reapthegirlwind

[reapthegirlwind]

oooh a piece of candy picrew thingy \o/

[seikaku-ga-warui-died-twice]

gif by:arasshisan.tumblr

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[hug-your-face]

via @swatercolor [insta]

[hug-your-face]

This is the best tag I've ever received on a post, I think

[ph-cutie]

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

If You Like a Long Island, Wait Until You Try the Adios, Motherfucker

If you like a Long Island Iced Tea, wait until you try the provocatively named Adios, Motherfucker. It’s fun, boozy and blue.

Found a recipe for it that's worded like electrochemistry wrote it

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

[qrgirl-deactivated20220303]

the space race may be the funniest point in history period and i'll stand by that. the US is like "yes whoever gets into space first will prove once and for all that our economic model is superior and that we are, in general, the superior country of superior and smarter people." then the soviets just went and did it and the US freaked out and needed to cover their ass so were like "WE MEAN THE MOON, WE MEAN THE FIRST TO LAND ON THE MOON."

[fanderburker]

[skluug]

yeah its cus walking on the moon was cool as hell and all this other boring shit sucked ass

[togglesbloggle]

When I was a freshman in a red-state college, I had a professor who taught Newtonian physics with a super thick Russian accent.  The student body was unusually conservative for a state college, so there was a sort of general bemusement about learning physics from a Russian, but even back then the Cold War was far enough in the past that not even the red tribe was inclined to stir up trouble about it.

He was aware enough of this to get off on trolling the class, though.  Whenever some force diagram in a homework assignment needed to be weightless, instead of being some generic spacecraft it would be “Mir” specifically.  And he’d always use ‘cosmonaut’ instead of ‘astronaut’, that kind of thing.

One day about halfway through the semester, he’s doing this with in-class examples on the board, and one of the students finally gets up the guts to troll back a little.  So this kid shouts from the back of the auditorium, “Hey professor, what’s the difference between a cosmonaut and an astronaut?”

And this beautiful man spins around on one heel to face the class, whiteboard marker triumphantly over his head, clearly having been waiting for this moment the entire semester: “Cosmonaut go to space first! Ha!”

[obiobiscure]

I should draw sonic characters more

Knuckles is next!!!!!

Might open comms soon

[biglawbear]

The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.

He maketh me to lie down in green pastures; he leadeth me beside the still waters.

He—wait. Why dost the Lord hath clippers.

[biglawbear]

The Lord sheareth me.

[teaboot]

“Jesus Shaves”