Love Is Patient, It Barely Crawls

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gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

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via @swatercolor [insta]

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This is the best tag I've ever received on a post, I think

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If You Like a Long Island, Wait Until You Try the Adios, Motherfucker

If you like a Long Island Iced Tea, wait until you try the provocatively named Adios, Motherfucker. It’s fun, boozy and blue.

Found a recipe for it that's worded like electrochemistry wrote it

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Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

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Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

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the space race may be the funniest point in history period and i'll stand by that. the US is like "yes whoever gets into space first will prove once and for all that our economic model is superior and that we are, in general, the superior country of superior and smarter people." then the soviets just went and did it and the US freaked out and needed to cover their ass so were like "WE MEAN THE MOON, WE MEAN THE FIRST TO LAND ON THE MOON."

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yeah its cus walking on the moon was cool as hell and all this other boring shit sucked ass

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When I was a freshman in a red-state college, I had a professor who taught Newtonian physics with a super thick Russian accent.  The student body was unusually conservative for a state college, so there was a sort of general bemusement about learning physics from a Russian, but even back then the Cold War was far enough in the past that not even the red tribe was inclined to stir up trouble about it.

He was aware enough of this to get off on trolling the class, though.  Whenever some force diagram in a homework assignment needed to be weightless, instead of being some generic spacecraft it would be “Mir” specifically.  And he’d always use ‘cosmonaut’ instead of ‘astronaut’, that kind of thing.

One day about halfway through the semester, he’s doing this with in-class examples on the board, and one of the students finally gets up the guts to troll back a little.  So this kid shouts from the back of the auditorium, “Hey professor, what’s the difference between a cosmonaut and an astronaut?”

And this beautiful man spins around on one heel to face the class, whiteboard marker triumphantly over his head, clearly having been waiting for this moment the entire semester: “Cosmonaut go to space first! Ha!”

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I should draw sonic characters more

Knuckles is next!!!!!

Might open comms soon

[biglawbear]

The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.

He maketh me to lie down in green pastures; he leadeth me beside the still waters.

He—wait. Why dost the Lord hath clippers.

[biglawbear]

The Lord sheareth me.

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“Jesus Shaves”

[molabuddy]

its good when band names are things that are nice to think about. 'imagine dragons' well i am & its awesome. 'owl city' awww cute. 'barenaked ladies' hell yeah

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i misspell genus pernis a lot

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When you’re birdwatching and you suddenly spot a honey buzzard

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I will never shy away from the word goon. goon is the only way to describe a particular type of henchman, lackey, or thug. look at these guys. they're goons.

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Veronica is the only one allowed to bring her guns to the wedding

Based on this! :)

I think the sketch looks better so you guys get to see it too

[bumblebeebats]

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

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Visit Original Link

Iconoclasts - Moonlight (VS Ivory Beast)

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Spotted at Goodwill: guys buying a lifesize plush tiger

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why do they all look like tears for fears

[chemicalmarbles]

Acting on your best behaviour

Turn your back on Mother Nature

Everybody wants a lifesize plush tiger

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check more of my work on instagram // buy prints here

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This is really clever. I wonder how long it took her to find all of these.