[incorrectkihoquotes]

wonho: i didn't say anything!

kihyun: i didn't say you did.

wonho: you were looking at me.

kihyun: you were looking guilty.

wonho: i'm a good boy!

kihyun: i didn't say you weren't.

[incorrectkihoquotes]

kihyun: i'm so sore, i don't think i slept two minutes last night.

minhyuk: *grins*

kihyun: it's not what you think.

[wonho enters the room]

wonho (to kihyun): i feel like i pulled something. why didn't you tell me to stop?

kihyun (to minhyuk): it's even more not what you think.

[incorrectkihoquotes]

jooheon: hey kihyun, nice top.

kihyun: oh, this old thing? thanks, i bought it at—

wonho: jooheon, i have a name.

[incorrectkihoquotes]

kihyun: i may have...stirrings for hoseok.

minhyuk: stirrings?

kihyun: stirrings.

minhyuk: you mean "feelings?"

kihyun: no, no, no, no, not quite all the way to feelings. more like...

minhyuk:

kihyun: alright, they're feelings, damn you.

[incorrectkihoquotes]

wonho: hmm, isn't it interesting that i automatically spring to your mind?

kihyun: no. you automatically spring to my mind whenever i hear something stupid.

[incorrectkihoquotes]

shownu: do you worry about hoseok?

kihyun: all the time. hoseok could get himself killed putting his pants on in the morning. being his boyfriend is a full-time job.

[incorrectkihoquotes]

kihyun: sorry i'm a little cranky today, i didn't sleep well.

kihyun:

kihyun:

kihyun:

kihyun: also hoseok set the kitchen on fire this morning.

[incorrectkihoquotes]

wonho: hey guys, do you dare me to make out with kihyun right now?

everyone else in mx: no?

wonho: *shaking his head and chuckling* i can't believe you guys are making me do this!

everyone else in mx: we're not...

wonho: *grabbing kihyun and kissing him* this is so wild, you guys are so fucked up for making me do this!

[incorrectkihoquotes]

kihyun: here's your birthday present, hyung! i hope you like it.

wonho: *already crying* i love it, thank you!

kihyun: um, you have to open the wrapping paper to see what it is.

wonho: *still crying* it's the greatest gift i've ever received!

[incorrectkihoquotes]

kihyun: i wouldn't let you touch me with a ten-foot pole.

wonho: darn, i knew i should've kept my eleven-foot pole!

[incorrectkihoquotes]

wonho: so, what's for lunch?

kihyun: food.

wonho: no, i mean, what are you having?

kihyun: an unwanted conversation.

[incorrectkihoquotes]

wonho apologizing: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.--

kihyun: what's that supposed to be?

wonho: it's re-morse code.

kihyun: now i'm even angrier at you.

[incorrectkihoquotes]

wonho: you're being quiet.

kihyun: no, i'm being passive-aggressive.

[incorrectkihoquotes]

kihyun: hyungwon, please tell hoseok that he's an idiot, but i still love him.

hyungwon: tell him yourself.

kihyun: we're fighting.

hyungwon: you're literally sitting on his lap.

kihyun: irrelevant.

[incorrectkihoquotes]

kihyun: *looking at the sky* the view is so beautiful, isn't it?

wonho: *looking at kihyun* yeah, it really is.

[incorrectkihoquotes]

kihyun: i just need to hear three words from you.

wonho: i love you.

kihyun: try again.

wonho: *sighs* i will behave.

[incorrectkihoquotes]

wonho: we should get married.

kihyun: we've been dating for six months.

wonho: i know, and i think i've shown incredible restraint for waiting this long.