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the lights are out...

and the party’s over.

hello friends.

i’ve been thinking about making this post for a while now. i made the decision to hold off until 2019, the year of the killjoys, had officially come to an end, and so it has. unfortunately, the end has come for this blog as well. submissions have slowed and finally ground to a halt as the years have gone by, and it’s no secret that the killjoy fandom isn’t as vibrant as it once was, even with mcr’s return. while i still adore danger days, and i’m loving the resurgence in the mcr fandom lately, it’s time for me to close my submission box for good.

when i started this blog in 2016, i had no idea what would come of it. i was just a kid head over heels in love with the danger days universe (still am, might i add) and i wanted to contribute something to the fandom that became my family. i still remember the rush of getting the first few submissions, of noticing familiar faces coming back to submit quotes again and again, of interacting with all of you through my inbox. since then, i’ve grown up, gone to college, accidentally met a good handful of people who follow this blog in real life, and found a million new ways to appreciate the times i’ve had here. it’s been a blast.

i’ll be leaving all of this blog up & intact, so don’t worry about losing any posts.

any future danger-days related questions, comments or concerns can be directed to by danger days blog, @ofkorse. if you’d like to keep up with my general posting and shenanigans, my personal account is @cedarbranch, and i’m on AO3, twitter, and ko-fi.

thank you all so much for making this blog possible. without further ado, this is incorrectkilljoyquotes, signing off.

#i love you!

happy mcr day who's ready to FUCKING lose it to destroya in 2019

#IN THE KILLJOY YEAR?????#mod speaks #not quotes #mcr #my chemical romance

Drac 1: These people are in possession of unregistered ray guns.

Drac 2: How do you know?

Drac 3: What?

Drac 2: The ray guns aren't registered. Do they really exist?

Drac 1: BL/i's system says no.

Drac 3: But they're right here.

Drac 2: But the system says -

The Girl: Let's just leave.

Kobra Kid: *nods*

#submission #submitted by anon #source: original #bli #the girl #kobra kid #the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #the fabulous killjoys #q

Party Poison, walking casually into BL/ind in a crop top and shorts, winking seductively: Hello demons, it's me, ya boi.

#submission #submitted by anon #source: buzzfeed unsolved #party poison #the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #the fabulous killjoys #q #100 #200

The Girl: So, Party Poison. How’d you get that name, anyway?

Party Poison: Gave it to myself. A real killjoy chooses their own name.

The Girl: Well, pleased to meet you, Poison. I’m Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville.

#submission #submitted by timetank #source: how i met your mother #the girl #party poison #the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #the fabulous killjoys #danger days #q #100

Val Velocity: You’re pretty strong. You should be my bodyguard.

Vinyl: I would love to be your bodyguard.

Val Velocity: I wouldn’t pay you.

Vinyl: I would hate to be your bodyguard.

#submission #submitted by theblackrainbowcat #source: irl conversation #val velocity #vinyl #the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #the fabulous killjoys

Dr. Death Defying: We’re here with seven year old "The Girl," who fended off a Draculoid earlier today. How did you do it?

The Girl: Well, thank ya for askin’. I used the Bittenbinder method. When I saw the perp approachin’, I chewed up a tab of Alka-Seltzer I carry with me at all times. This created a foaming-at-the-mouth appearance that made it look like I had rabies. Now I’ve thrown him off his rhythm. Then I reach into his jacket pocket where I had planted a gram of coke and I went, "Whoa! What the fuck is this?" And he goes, "That’s not mine. I never seen that before." I go, "Boo-hoo, it’s in your jacket. You’re doing two to ten and your kids are going into Social Services." Now he’s cryin’! Then I grab a telephone book and I beat him on the torso with it, ‘cause as any Bat City cop will tell ya, a phone book doesn’t leave bruises.

Dr. Death Defying: Well, that was seven year old "The Girl," currently being sued for police brutality.

#submission #submitted by cultureclashkid #source: john mulaney #the girl #dr death defying #the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #the fabulous killjoys #q #100

Party Poison, to Fun Ghoul: You are my BEST. FRIEND. If I’m dying, you DYING WITH ME. AIN'T NO CHOICE.

#submission #submitted by gh0st-patr0l #source: vine #party poison #the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #the fabulous killjoys

Jet Star: They can't just leave all the kids!

Tommy Chow Mein: They'll be fine, we'll air drop in some freeze dried camp food. Just because they're in The City doesn't mean they can't reconstitute macaroni!

#submission #submitted by anon #source: scooby doo mystery incorporated #jet star #tommy chow mein #the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #the fabulous killjoys

Your inability to learn super complicated handshakes is tearing this gang apart!

Fun Ghoul

#submission #submitted by anon #source: tumblr post #fun ghoul #the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #the fabulous killjoys #100

Fun Ghoul: You’re so tall, I’m calling you Beanstalk.

Jet Star: I’m not a beanstalk! Look. *flexes*

Fun Ghoul: Alright, Ripped Beanstalk.

#submission #submitted by theblackrainbowcat #source: irl conversation #fun ghoul #jet star #the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #the fabulous killjoys #100

Fun Ghoul: Are you calling me a liar?

Kobra Kid: I ain’t calling you a truther.