Incorrect KnY Quotes

Blog dedicated to incorrect Kimetsu no Yaiba quotes and the occasional meme. NOT SPOILER FREE FOR THOSE NOT CAUGHT UP WITH THE MANGA. Please read the submission rules before submitting anything!

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Zenitsu: Hey how y’all—

Inosuke: *growls*

Zenitsu: *screams* GET YO FUCKING DOG BITCH

Tanjirou: It don’t bite

Zenitsu: YES IT DO

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“WHILE IT IS GOOD TO BE ENERGETIC, PLEASE REMAIN QUIET INSIDE THE HOSPITAL. AS LONG AS YOU ARE STILL INSIDE THIS BUILDING, YOUR LIVES ARE IN OUR HANDS. PLEASE DO NOT FORGET THAT.”

- Shinobu to Inosuke

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Douma: When I saw my parents’ bodies I thought ‘how could anyone do this’, and then I thought probably with a knife.

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Sanemi: I’m so mad at my brother right now!

Giyuu: Look, Shinazugawa. I never grew up with any brothers, but I know four guys who did.

Giyuu: They would have fights, but in the end, they always had each other’s shells.

Sanemi:

Sanemi: Are you talking about the ninja turtles?

Giyuu: Of course I’m talking about the ninja turtles.

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Inosuke, on the phone: Hey Zenitsu, remember when you told me Santa wasn’t real?

Inosuke: Well joke's on you, because I’m at the mall right now and guess who’s fucking here.

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Gyoumei: As Oyakata-sama always says, “There’s no ‘I’ in ‘team,’ but there’s an ‘I’ in ‘pie’.

Gyoumei: And there’s an ‘I’ in ‘meat pie’. Anagram of 'meat' is 'team'...

Gyoumei:

Gyoumei: I don’t know what he’s talking about.

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Hey, hope everyone is doing okay amidst everything that’s going on in the world right now ^^ Remember to wash your hands often, stay at home as much as possible, and don’t hoard food/other supplies from people who need them! Stay safe y’all ❤️

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Zenitsu: So do you have a preference for men or women?

Tanjirou: *gazes deeply into the distance* I have a preference for justice.

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Shinobu: Okay, okay, everybody goes to bed or I'm sending Aoi in there!

Inosuke, sarcastically: Woah, we're so scared!

Shinobu: And then I'm coming in!

Inosuke, Zenitsu, and Tanjirou: [Immediately go quiet]

Aoi: I'll just go check to make sure they're still breathing.

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Sanemi: I am not “full of hate” as if I were some passive container.

Sanemi: I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

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Tanjirou: I sort of did something and I need your advice. But I don't want a lot of judgement and criticism.

Zenitsu: And you came to ME?

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"It’s very important that I am both cute and powerful."

Mitsuri, probably

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Tengen: Everything I do is spectacular.

Tengen: It’s a curse.

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Genya: Hey, do you have any shaving cream?

Inosuke: No, I don't like the way it tastes.

Genya: Wait, you eat shaving cream?

Inosuke: No, why would I eat it if I don't like the taste?

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Tanjirou: Jail’s no fun, I’ll tell you that.

Giyuu: You’ve been?

Tanjirou: Once. In Monopoly.

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Zenitsu: I hate Spotify ads.

Zenitsu: I just listened to a bunch of sad songs, and then a super happy ad came on.

Zenitsu: Like, no. I’m trying to be sad, dammit!

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Muzan: EVERYBODY SAY SAUSAGE KEEP IT GOING. EGGS BACON GRITS SAUSAGE

Daki: I’m a skinny bitch but I still take the SAUSAGE

Douma: Got a fat ass but I still take SAUSAGE

Nakime: Got a flat ass but I still take SAUSAGE

Akaza: Wake up in the morning and I eat that SAUSAGE

Gyuutarou: Upper Moon Six and I take that SAUSAGE

Kokushibou: Two eyes six eyes take your man SAUSAGE

Hantengu: Uudhewdhdgsahcbdhc SAUSAGE

Kaigaku: Didn’t last long but I take that SAUSAGE

Gyokko: Yeah I make art but it’s all about SAUSAGE

*source from https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrI94OIJ67M