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@incorrectlestappen
Charles: I love you.
Max: I think I may have developed some kind of attachment to you too.
Charles:
Charles: Baby, you cried about how much you love me when you were sick and I made you soup. We are way past this fake nonchalance.
Max: ...that was a moment of weakness.
Charles: So, should I send back the engraved bracelet I got—
Max: Cancel it and I will shunt you in the wall.
Charles: *smiles fondly* Love you too, chèri.
Max: Cannot believe I just had an argument with Charles because I said I wouldn't like him if he didn't have any skin.
Charles: Why are you looking at me like that?
Max: Like what?
Charles: Like… I’m your everything.
Max: I don’t know… how else to look at you.
Heyyy I missed you, how are you doing? Stay around please 🫶🏻
Thank you darling, I am great ❤️
Max: Tits or ass?
Charles: Actually I prefer a good personality.
Max: That’s actually very ableist of you. Some of us have personality disorders, you need to learn how to appreciate my tiddies.
Max: What should we be for Halloween?
Charles, kneeling: How about husbands?
Max, not noticing: Nah, that sounds lame. I was thinking monster hunters.
Carlos: Have you ever looked at two people and wondered, “why haven’t they kissed yet?”
Lando: Every single day.
Max and Charles: Why are you looking at us?
Charles: *pretends to throw a toy to Sassy and laughs*
Max: You'll regret that one day.
Charles: Why?
Max: Sassy holds grudges.
[many years later at the Lestappen wedding]
Officiant: Does anyone here know why these two should not be wed?
Sassy, from the back of the room: MEOW!
Max: We just ate, why are you making pancakes?
Charles: They're for your cats.
Max: Why are you making pancakes for the cats?
Charles: They don't know how.
Max: Sorry, I'm late to the party. I've been doing things.
Charles, entering in an unbuttoned shirt: I got caught up doing things too.
Daniel: Wow, Max was late too! What a coincidence!
Max: Charles annoyed me today so I told him I can’t wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.
Lando: What’s special about tomorrow?
Max: Nothing, but there is something special about watching the colour leave his face as panic takes over.
Charles: Hey Max, can I sit here?
Max: That's my lap.
Charles: Is that a no?
Charles: Crushes are the worst!
Max: Tell me about it. Whenever I'm around mine, I just end up acting stupid
Charles: Ha! You always act stupid
Max: ...
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Charles, 3 years later: OH WAIT-
Max, on the phone: I need your location so we can find you.
Charles, looking at the sky: I’m under a cloud that looks like a lion.
Max: Could you be more specific?
Charles: It reminds me of you.
Charles: What’s your type?
Max: Cute, dumb, last name is Leclerc.
Charles: *hurt* You have a crush on my brother?
Max:
[ordering cake over the phone]
Baker: And what do you want the cake to say?
Charles: *covers the phone and asks Max*
Charles: Do we want a talking cake?
Charles: I love you.
Max, blushing: How many people do you tell that to?
Charles: Everyone.
Max, disappointed: Oh. Everyone?
Charles: Yes, I tell everyone that I love you.
