Today's Document
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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RMH
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Xuebing Du
Misplaced Lens Cap
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cherry valley forever
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Stranger Things
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#extradirty
Claire Keane
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@incorrectlighttreasonquotes
Jan Brewer: You mean to torture me? I know pain, Liberal.
Allison: But do you know... (holds up stack of paper) my D&D character's 19-page backstory?
Jan: Wait.
Allison: Aleana Featherwind was born a human princess but abandoned because of her snow white hair.
Jan: Please stop.
Allison: She was found by a tribe of wood elves, who raised her as their own. But as a child of two worlds...
Jan: Oh god.
Incorrect Light Treason turned 6 today!
Incorrect Light Treason turned 5 today!
I wasn't paying attention. I was too busy making up a song in my head about how mac and cheese were best friends.
Parker
Dammit, reality, stop being stupider than me!
Charles
You can't evade the police by stuffing yourself up a teddy bear's ass.
Erek
Allison: Look in my eyes. What do you see?
Charles: Warmth. Compassion. Commitment to social justice. And three kittens curled up in a basket.
Allison: No, murder. You see murder in my eyes.
Allison: Okay, don't worry about it. I'll go talk to Erek. I can reason with him.
Faith: Say that last sentence again.
Allison: I can reason with him.
Faith:...
Allison: I'll distract him with something shiny.
Because of this video my Google search history contains the phrase 'King Louis XVI, penis' and no amount of therapy will make that unhappen.
Meredith
Allison: Those guys are definitely plotting something.
Meredith: Maybe they’re scheming.
Allison: No, scheming looks different. They’re definitely plotting.
Incorrect Light Treason turned 3 today!
I just watched Memento with Hebrew subtitles. My DVD player exploded.
Erek
I have a finite amount of time upon this Earth and I refuse to spend any of it inside a fucking Cracker Barrel.
Charles Rockhill
Allison: Don't worry, I'm fine.
Meredith: You got stabbed, Allison! You’re not “fine”!
Allison: I've been stabbed before!
Meredith: It’s not like you build up an immunity to stab wounds!
Allison: This is not the time for your shenanigans.
Charles: It was a single shenanigan.
You four almost managed to get yourselves killed... at a Thank You dinner!
Allison, to Erek, Faith, Charles, and Meredith
Some people just need to have freak yachting accidents. By which I mean they're halfway up a mountain and a yacht inexplicably lands on them.
Allison