#source: bones

[writerswho]

Todoroki: You are supposed to bang your fist against mine.

Bakugou: Why?

Todoroki: I’m told it is a widely accepted gesture for mutual success.

Midoriya: I love it when you two impersonate normal people.

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Yelena: Don't worry, Bucky, I'm fine.

Bucky: You got shot, Yelena, you're not fine.

Yelena: I've been shot before. So have you, right?

Bucky: It's not like you build up an immunity to gunshot wounds.

[incorrectquoteshungergames]

Katniss: Don’t worry, I’m fine.

Peeta: You got stabbed, Katniss! You’re not “fine”!

Katniss: I’ve been stabbed before.

Peeta: It’s not like you build up an immunity to stab wounds!

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Clint: I need advice.

Natasha: On a personal matter?

Clint: Yes.

Natasha: From me?!

Clint: Yes.

[etzeme]

[WEDNESDAY ON THE PHONE WITH TYLER] wednesday: don't worry. i made bail. tyler: BAIL!? wednesday i told you. don't worry. father says the murder charge won't stick. tyler: MURDER CHARGE!? wednesday: everything is fine. i'm healing up satisfactorily. tyler: HEALING UP!?

[lucky-bishova-42]

*Wanda holding her fist up for Natasha to fist bump it after beating Kate in a video game*

Wanda, still holding her fist up: You’re supposed to bump my fist with yours.

Natasha, looking at it confused: Why?

Wanda: I’m told it’s a widely acknowledged gesture of mutual success.

Kate, watching the whole interaction: I love it when you two impersonate earthlings.

[ouatsqincorrect]

Regina: I need advice. Snow: On a personal matter? Regina: Yes. Snow: From me?! Regina: Regina: Yes.

[incorrect-soukoku]

Chuuya: Okay, listen... We just gotta stop hanging out with geniuses because you're gonna figure out that I'm really stupid.

Dazai: What? Don't worry about that.

Chuuya: *smiling* Hmm?

Dazai: I figured out a long time ago how stupid you are.

Chuuya: *contemplating murder*