Compliments from @ihatemakingusernames:
> "With great power comes great fuckability"
>"Fuck me, you're like an artist whos medium is obesity 🥵"
>"This is the biggest compliment I can give. I would rather kiss you than my strippers.
>" I love the way you describe food."
> "Your entire torso is a neighborhood."
>"You don't kiss like a golden retriever which is a fucking win AND you're the only bepenised individual I've encountered who knows how to kiss like a fucking girl."
>"Lemme just grope the shit out of you."
> "You're very cute, you know that? 😂😂"
>"You look like a sexy, greasy mobster and I'm into it!"
>"How do you look like that all the time and get anything done? I just wasn't all my hands all over you every minute of the day."
>"But I would very much like to have all of you in me on me or around me all the time everywhere."
>"Like your thighs are fat but your quads look like fucking boulders, your biceps are swelling, but there's just a slight jiggle when you move them, the way your belly sits there's a lot of muscle control but good god it's so fucking gooey."
>"Like, hello, this is my man. Please look at him and be jealous of me ."
>"I really just want to have sex and see you with a pie tin on your gut."
>"You can't fill out my bra yet, but you can fill out my hand!" (Followed by wild laughter)
>"It is probably the best dicking I have ever had."
