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Crystal: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake.
Edwin: You are literally making a Valentine’s day card for Niko.
Crystal, pointing their hot glue gun towards Edwin: You’re on thin fucking ice.
Niko: Why are you late?
Edwin: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.
Niko: Overslept?
Edwin: Overslept.
Crystal: Hey, are you alright with swearing? Asking for a friend.
Edwin: Yes?
Crystal: Bitch.
Edwin: Charles, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.
Charles: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.
*While planning to break in somewhere*
Charles: Hey, let's do "Get Help!"
Edwin: What?
Charles: "Get Help."
Edwin: No.
Charles: C'mon, you love it!
Edwin: I hate it.
Charles: It's great! It works every time!
Edwin: It's humiliating.
Charles: Do you have a better plan?
Edwin: No.
Charles: We're doing it!
Edwin: We are not doing "Get Help!"
*A Minute Later*
Charles, carrying Edwin: Get help! Please! He's dying! Help him! *throws Edwin at guards, knocking them out*
Charles: Ahh, classic!
Edwin: *gets up* I still hate it. It's humiliating.
Charles, laughing: Not for me, it's not.
Edwin: Are you listening to me?
Charles: *nods*
Edwin: What did I just say?
Charles: *nods*
Edwin: ...
Crystal: This is a bad idea.
Charles: Then why are you coming along?
Crystal: Someone has to get your injured ass home.
*The agency is about to do something dangerous*
Edwin: Shouldn’t someone give a pep talk?
Charles: Go ahead.
Edwin: Be careful.
Edwin: Don’t die.
Crystal: *Holds back a laugh*
Charles: Great. We’re all bloody inspired.
Charles: Helpful grammar tip: “farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for methaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance!
Niko, looking at the agency: Okay, so I need to become a therapist faster.
Crystal: Still not over how yesterday when my flight landed, our pilot said we arrived 50 minutes early because they took some "shortcuts".
Crystal: Excuse me, we were in the sky, what do you mean???
Edwin: I can't take you seriously wearing that.
Crystal: Aw, you take me seriously at all?
Edwin: Fair point.
Edwin: Don’t weep for the stupid. You’ll be crying all day.
Niko: To be honest, I'm kinda pissed that I'm not asleep in bed next to the love of my life in a cottage with no obligations other than watering my vegetable garden.
Edwin: Niko, remember when you said you weren’t going to interfere with my love life?
Niko: No, that doesn’t sound like me at all.
*Crystal teaching Niko to drive and taking Charles along for the ride*
Crystal: That's a pothole. To the left!
Niko: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole*
Charles, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth.
Niko: I don't think that's how the song goes.
Crystal, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home.
Niko: Country Roads.
Charles: To the place.
Niko and Charles in unison: I Belong!
Crystal, crying harder: What the fuck?