River-fail

jughead x burger = otp // check out my other account! @incorrect-templates (where I get most of these quotes).

[incorrectly-riverdale]

Veronica: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.

Reggie: All I drank was Redbull!

Veronica: How many?

Reggie: Eighteen.

[incorrectly-riverdale]

Archie: It'll be fun. We'll make it a boys day.

Archie: Come on you punk bitch.

Jughead: I can't believe I have to say this.

Jughead: I don't have time to get tested for sti's with you tomorrow.

[chrismanawa]

CHARACTER AESTHETICS │CORE FOUR (RIVERDALE)

others: veronica lodge

[floralco]

cheryl blossom in riverdale

[incorrectly-riverdale]

Jughead: Look, Archie, I burnt two hundred calories.

Archie: That's your heart rate.

Jughead: Yeah, that checks out.

[incorrectly-riverdale]

Betty: Archie, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.

Archie: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.

[incorrectly-riverdale]

Betty: Which movie are you and Archie going to see tonight?

Veronica: Oh, I always go to whichever movie Archie wants.

Betty: Which one does he want to see?

Veronica: I haven't decided yet.

[incorrectly-riverdale]

FP: What have I told you about kidnapping?

Jughead: It's illegal and rude.

[incorrectly-riverdale]

Toni: Chest bump me.

Sweet Pea: You don't want to do this.

Toni: No, I really do.

Sweet Pea: It hurts you every time.

Toni: No, I know, but I'm fired up and the adrenaline is going to carry me through.

[incorrectly-riverdale]

Archie: I'm talking to my credit card company. I tried to get an online subscription to the New Yorker and they declined me. Apparently, based on my previous purchases, they assumed it was fraud. That's crazy. I'm fancy. One time I had coffee flavored ice cream.

[incorrectly-riverdale]

Archie: Rules are made to be broken.

Betty: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Cheryl: Uh, piñatas.

Jughead: Glow sticks.

Toni: Karate boards.

Veronica: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Archie: Rules.

[xxfan1direction]

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[kurokoros]

Riverdale + Shakespeare

Archie Andrews || As You Like It, Act V, Scene I ↳ “The fool doth think he is wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.”

[strangrthings]

“I’m a Brazilian—full blood, parents born and raised, and I lived there for a little bit—but I didn’t grow up there. I’m not as Latina as sometimes these castings demand you to be—this “urban” idea of what a Latina is. I’m American; I was born and raised in America, and I don’t want to fake who I am to fit a stereotype. This came along, and I felt like I didn’t have to try to be anything that I’m not. Obviously, I’m putting on a character, but I’m not faking anything. I just felt really strongly about her. I grew up watching Gossip Girl and The O.C., and I looked up to Blair Waldorf and Summer Roberts.”

[incorrectly-riverdale]

Archie: I did a bad thing.

Jughead: Does it affect me?

Archie: No.

Jughead: Then suffer in silence.

[incorrectly-riverdale]

*While searching FP's trailer.*

Veronica: How we looking?

Archie: Sexy, but not like we're trying too hard.

Archie: Like, sure, we're trying, but it's almost effortless.

[sprouseharts]

Lili Reinhart - Red.