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Archie: Rules are made to be broken.

Betty: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Cheryl: Uh, piñatas.

Jughead: Glow sticks.

Toni: Karate boards.

Veronica: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.

Archie: Rules.

Archie: I did a bad thing.

Jughead: Does it affect me?

Archie: No.

Jughead: Then suffer in silence.

Archie: *Playing out of tune guitar.*

Jughead: Hey, you take requests?

Archie: Sure.

Jughead: Please stop.

Jughead: I tried to let go of my anger, and threw a rock at my foot!

Toni, to Sweet Pea: And what happened to you?!

Sweet Pea: Oh I laughed so hard I burst a blood vessel in my nose. It's fine.

Archie: I've lied to every girl I said "I love you" to. I thought I loved them but then I met you and realized I've never been in love before.

Veronica: Aw. I did not know that.

Archie: Yeah, it was eating me up inside. So, I called them each individually and said "I never loved you."

Veronica: Okay, that seems unnecessary.

Archie: *Texts Jughead about what kind of teddy grahams he wants.*

Jughead: Honey.

Archie: Yea wassup.

Archie: Just realized u was saying the flavor you wanted. Not addressing me endearingly.

Betty: Everyone know what they're doing?

Archie: In general or the plan?

Betty: The plan, Archie.

Archie: *Sigh of relief.*

Archie: We're lost.

Jughead: Lost? As in "where the hell are we?"

Archie: We're not totally lost. We're still in Riverdale.

Jughead: You said this was a shortcut.

Archie: It is a shortcut! Look how fast we got lost!

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