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hey i just wanted everyone to know that this blog is a safe space!

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Sokka: *sharpens knife* We've got ways of making people talk.

Zuko: *nervous*

Sokka: *cuts cake*

Zuko: ...Can I have some?

Suki: Cake is for talkers.

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Toph: So what are your goals?

Zuko: Pet every cat.

Toph: No, I mean in life..

Zuko, confused: Pet.. every.. cat?

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Zuko: You’re saying that my life is worth less because I don’t conform with society’s heteronormative standards?

Katara: No, I’m saying your life is worth less because you’re a piece of shit.

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Toph: Viva La Vida defined 2008 I don’t remember anything else and I refuse to

Zuko: There was a financial crisis

Toph: Sorry bro can’t hear you I think St. Peter is calling my name

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Suki: What’s everyone’s least favourite sign?

Toph: Stop signs, like, don’t fucking tell me what to do?

Suki: I meant star signs…

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Suki: I don’t know if they’ll notice, but I slipped a little note in each of my friends bags to let them know how much I love them

Zuko *pulling out a 20 note drom his bag*: What the fuck-

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random stranger: Honestly, I’m a little scared of Katara

Aang: She wouldn’t hurt a fly!

random stranger: That’s reassuring

Aang: She’d kill a man though

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Aang: *kicks down the door looking panicked*

Katara: What happened??

Aang: Nobody died!

Katara: What kind of answer is that?!

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Zuko: There will come a moment when you will have a chance to do the right thing

Azula: Lmao I love those moments, I like to wave at them when they pass by

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Jet: Rich people should get robbed at least once a week.

Aang: Why??

Jet: Builds character.

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Aang: I am asking for your permission to date your sister

Sokka: What is this? The dark ages?

You know what, since you asked, no, you can’t. Beat me in a duel

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Aang, going over zuko’s resume: So it says here you’re creative?

Zuko: Yes.

Aang: Okay, may I know what you create?

Zuko: Problems, mostly

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Zuko: Mai, where are you going?

Mai: Well that depends, Zuko. When I die probably hell, but right now I’m going to the bathroom

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I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don’t care if I negatively impacted others.

~ Azula

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Ty lee: I can’t go! Stress is bad for the baby!

Mai: What baby?!

Ty lee: Me.

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Sokka: I am literally going through hell. Do you even care?

Katara: Okay, I think you’ve forgotten the meaning of the word ‘literally’.