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some *completely* correct quotes from Sherlock

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John: This is such a bad idea.

Sherlock: Then why are you coming along?

John: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

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Sherlock: You’re violent

John: Yeah but I’m also short so it’s adorable

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Sherlock, on his phone at 2 a.m: Wow, a woman in Gloucestershire strangled her husband to death. Can you imagine just snapping like that?

John, trying to sleep next to him: Yes

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John: Mrs Hudson, do you have any allergies?

Mrs Hudson: Cowardice and weak-willed men

Mrs Hudson: And hazelnuts

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John: Be kind, you never know what someone’s going through

Also John: Nice turn signal fuck face

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Mycroft: Can the sarcasm Sherlock

Sherlock: Please, I always use fresh sarcasm. Never canned

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Sherlock: The glass is half empty

Mycroft: I think it’s half full

John: I think you’re both full of shit 

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Anderson: If I were about to walk off a cliff, what would you do?

Sherlock: Push

Anderson: I don’t believe that

Sherlock: You would on the way down

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Therapist: How do you deal with your anxiety?

John: I just let it fuck me up and then I go to bed

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Sherlock Love is weakness. It’s an evolutionary mistake

Mycroft: You’re literally making a valentine's day card for John right now

Sherlock, pointing a glue gun at him: You’re on thin fucking ice, Mycroft

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John: I wish you could just admit that you made a mistake

Sherlock, stirring his coffee: I actually prefer it with salt

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Sherlock *Wears a slightly lighter shade of black*

John: I see you're busting out the spring colours

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John: Are you drawing a pentagram on the floor?

Sherlock: You told me to satanise the room

John: What?

John: I told you to SANITISE the room

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John: Name a way to be nice to others

Sherlock: Don’t kill them

John: ...

John: Setting the bar a little low, but I’ll allow it

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Sherlock: Go big or go home

Greg: p l e a s e  for once in your life just go home. I’m begging you. G o  h o m e

Sherlock: I’m going big!

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Irene: Tell me one fact about you that no one knows

Sherlock: I get jealous of my phone when it dies