#incorrect john watson

[incorrectlysherlock]

Sherlock, on his phone at 2 a.m: Wow, a woman in Gloucestershire strangled her husband to death. Can you imagine just snapping like that?

John, trying to sleep next to him: Yes

[heavenlyangeliq]

John: Stop making that face.

Loki:

John: You're doing a “we both know what's really going on here” face.

Loki: Well, We do.

John: No, I don't. Which is why I find the face so annoying.

[totallycorrectjohnlockquotes]

Sherlock: Name a more iconic duo then my fear of abandonment and my instinct to self isolate. I'll wait.

John: Us.

Sherlock, choking up: ...Okay

[raiisakitsune]

[Mycroft visiting John and Sherlock’s house.]

Sherlock *sighing loudly* to mycroft: John will show you around

John: right this way is the exist-

[sherluci]

sherlock, baby-sitting rosie: then you tie the loop, and there you have it: a noose! now let’s LYNCH THE BITCH

rosie: :)

john: walks in to millions of teddies hung from the ceiling

john: walks back out again

[hxwko]

You love your work. It's your one redeeming quality. That and your cheekbones.

John Watson to Sherlock Holmes, propably

[incorrectlysherlock]

Sherlock: You’re violent

John: Yeah but I’m also short so it’s adorable

[incorrectlysherlock]

John: This is such a bad idea.

Sherlock: Then why are you coming along?

John: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.