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Things that were 100%, absolutely, for certain, no doubt, NOT said on Marvel's Agents of SHIELD on ABC. WARNING: This is not a Phil Coulson friendly blog. please read the faq before submitting a quote.

[thebiggerpicture23]

Hey everyone I know I don't have a lot of active followers but I need help quick.

I am a teacher and I just learned that next Monday they are sending us back to school in my district since our Covid cases just dropped enough to be "safe" lol. Because I'm trapped in a conservative area masks are "recommended" but not required and we're not allowed to send students out if they refuse to wear a mask.

The only things they're providing us teachers are sanitizing spray bottles and hand sanitizer, we have to buy PPE, face shields, desk protection ourselves. I'm already in debt and I can't afford anything aside from the regular face mask I've had since this all started. I have a very poor immune system that my doctor doesn't want me going back to work but there's nothing I can do and I can't afford to quit.

I know a lot of people are struggling right now but if you can afford to toss me a couple of dollars or at least reblog this post so people can see I I would appreciate it more than I can say. I've attached my cashapp below if anyone can help.

Pay me on Cash App

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[chronically-ill-dandy]

Help if you can. Share if you can't.

Semester ain't over & another's right behind it.

[gregorygerwitz]

Hey, folks!

I hate having to be this person but my family is making a lot of really willfully ignorant decisions during the last few months of this year. The long and short of it is that they’re going to Disney World for a week and a half and then have no plans to quarantine or isolate when they return. Normally, I would have somewhere to stay during this kind of nonsense situation, but because 2020 is a hellscape of health issues, I may be looking at staying in a hotel for anywhere between two weeks and a month and a half.

No one is under any obligation to send me money/donate, but anything sent to me will be used to pay for the hotel and food while I’m staying there. More details, as well as venmo/cashapp in a post on my Ko-fi page.

Paypal Ko-fi

[gregorygerwitz]

UPDATE: It’s gonna cost about $1k to get a hotel room for two weeks. That doesn’t include the food I’ll have to be buying for myself. Any little bit helps.

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We are drinking *very* responsibly which is why Alistair just mixed rum with tequila.

Holden, probably

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Grant: Even for SHIELD, this mission seems pretty dangerous.

Leo: No worries. Danger is my middle name.

Grant:

Grant: Fitz, your middle name is 'James'.

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Leo: Hi, I'm Deke Shaw's emergency contact.

Nurse: You're here to pick him up.

Leo: No, I'm here to be removed as his emergency contact.

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Deke: All odd numbers have an 'e' in them.

Trevor: It's 3 in the morning.

Deke: t h r E E

Trevor: Please go to sleep.

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Leo: Why do you have a diary?

Holden: To keep secrets from my computer.

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Why are you so obsessed with me?

Deke, to SHIELD

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Grant: Must you always attack me with words?

May: Do you want us to use rocks?

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Hannah Montana says nobody's perfect, and yet, here I am.

Kora

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Deke: I just want you to be happy.

Daisy: Then bake me a pie.

[aarontveit]

guys, i have created a GoFundMe for the $730. for those unaware, a room mate has given me 12 days notice on moving out and now I have to come up with $730. the whole thing is talked about on my GoFundMe. thank you everyone.

please signal boost this if you can. thank you.

my gofundme

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Coulson: Do you want to get kicked out of SHIELD?

Hunter: It's my dream.

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Deke: But what if I forget the words to one of my songs?

Deke: Or forget to put my costume on? Then I'd be singing in my underwear.

Deke: That'd be quite a show.

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Leo: Whatcha got there?

Holden, standing next to AIDA with a smoothie in his hand: A smoothie.

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Coulson: What will scare Hydra?

Leo: Clowns.

Daisy: Diversity.

Jemma: Their past.

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Deke: From time to time, when I think of an eloquent saying or a phrase, I have Trevor write it down. he's collecting them for my memoirs.

Trevor, holding up a piece of paper with scribbles on it: Here's Deke's quote from Wednesday.