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Alt account of @crisis-aversion| Incorrect quotes from various fandoms, including Transformers, DC, Marvel, etc. There's no posting schedule, just whenever I come up with something good | Follows back from main

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Jonathan: it’s all about honour, blood, and integrity with you, isn’t it Eddie?

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Julian: I love you

Caitlyn: what did you do

Julian: do I have to have done something to say I love you?

Caitlyn:

Julian:

Julian: fine, you’re right, I accidentally gave Barry caffeinated coffee

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Julian: what happened to you?

Barry: I dozed off at full speed

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Clark: if I had a nickel for every time I accidentally befriended a billionaire with a literally deadly ex I’d have two nickels

Clark: which isn’t a lot, but it’s strange it happened twice

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Hal: Why has Lime Green become an evil color? It seems like a disproportionate amount of villains wear it

Oliver: we’re literally both green, genius

Hal: not lime green!

Oliver: *deep sigh*

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Superman: You may want to reconsider your dating habits, Bruce

Superman: the last person I knew who dated dangerous women ended up becoming a supervillain

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Superman: You need to stop collecting kids, Bruce

Batman: In my defense at least two of them adopted themselves

Batman: and Stephenie isn’t even mine! She just acts like she is!

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Constantine: Every time I’m about to do something stupid I ask myself “would Zee be mad at me for this?”

Constantine: Then I realize she’d already be mad at me for being in that situation in the first place

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Chloe: the amount of times Luthors have nearly died from their own infighting is astounding

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Lex: All I’m saying is that we should be concerned about leaving one man to hold that much power completely unchecked

Lex: But does anyone think about my logic? No!

Kon: Maybe because you’re a supervillain?

Lex: Shut up I’m monologuing

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Superman: I’m blaming any negative traits Conner exhibits on his Luthor genes instead of the fact that he’s a teenager

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Lex: I’m not certain what my type is, but so far it’s proven hazardous to my health

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Red Hood: the first rule of Fight Club is don’t talk about Fight Club

Batman: Jason, this is a League meeting

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Clint (in the hospital): I’m doing great! They let me graduate from jello to gelato!

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Lex: *looking at the Talon’s light bill*

Lex: Lana, what are you doing over there?

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I posted 37 times in 2021

36 posts created (97%)

1 posts reblogged (3%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 0.0 posts.

I added 119 tags in 2021

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#alternatively he’s turning himself in because his ‘friends’ are being annoying

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

The real reason the Dork Squad doesn’t have sleepovers:

Jonathan: Good night, Ed. Good night, Jervis. Good night, monsters only I can see.

Edward and Jervis: O.O

93 notes • Posted 2021-06-02 13:08:14 GMT

#4

Chromedome: Is Brainstorm ok? He’s been awful quiet lately.

*loud crash in distance*

Perceptor (not looking up): He’s fine.

115 notes • Posted 2021-03-29 21:21:31 GMT

#3

Damian: I hear Two-face is tearing the sewers apart.

Jason: Why would he do that?

Dick: It’s not exactly his MO...

Bruce: Isn’t it obvious? He lost his coin down the grate.

141 notes • Posted 2021-04-23 19:01:03 GMT

#2

Megatron: I have seven blank data pads and no idea what to use them for. Any suggestions?

Rodimus: Love poems for Ultra Magnus!

Megatron: I am taking suggestions from anyone but you.

Drift: Love poems for Ultra Magnus.

Megatron: I am taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Ultra Magnus: Love poems for Ultra Magnus?

Megatron:

Megatron: Fine.

145 notes • Posted 2021-03-28 21:20:57 GMT

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Ratchet: You’re all idiots. Except Drift; Drift is alright.

Drift: *has a post it note with the word dumb stuck to his forehelm*

Ratchet:

Ratchet: Youknow what? I’m leaving. There are plenty of other medics on this ship.

—LATER—

Ultra Magnus: There has been an exodus of medics from the Lost Light so now the closest thing we have is Megatron.

Whirl (in background): I KNOW FIRST AID!

Rodimus: I’d rather trust Megs.

Ultra Magnus: In summary, we have no fully trained medics, the third in command left with Ratchet, and for some reason the bridge is on fire.

Ultra Magnus: Surely nothing else could go wrong.

*explosion in distance*

Whirl: Brainstorm is still here.

Rodimus: We’re doomed.

169 notes • Posted 2021-03-30 21:20:32 GMT

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Nightwing: we’re not going that way, I already had to text the police Commissioner to tell him we’re gonna be late!