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controversial opinion but top surgery and other trans healthcare shouldnt be trans exclusive. so what if an autistic woman wants top surgery because boobs are a sensory nightmare?? good on her. she isnt "mutilating" herself any more than anyone else who gets cosmetic surgery for anything.

it doesnt have to be exclusively "trans healthcare." maybe a cis guy just wants boobs or a cis girl wants a dick. who cares. your bodys yours. customize that bitch. the more normalized it is to just do whatever with your body for any reason the easier itll be for the people who need to do it to actually go through with it because they wont be socially pressured as hard or harassed afterwards.

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remember when Angelina Jolie got a double mastectomy to avoid dying from cancer and everyone flipped out

Hank: Uh, should I talk about the time I saw three people die in a week?

Deimos: I’m convinced that my ass has gotten bigger.

Sanford: dude it is so fucking hot in here-

merry christmas y'all

Hank: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed

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Player goes to Doc's base.

Player : Damn that's a normal looking house for a base.

Doc : It's easier to stay under rader this way.

Player : *sees two hole like shape next to the door* Yooo you got eye scanners?! Sick!!

Doc : *opens the door by pushing 🤘 into the holes*

Player : ....

#submission #late night thinking

Skittles (stirring batter): I only kill in desparation

Deimos: Didn't you kill someone for insulting Hank yesterday?

Skittles: Talk about it again and you'll end up like him

#submission

Player visits Doc's HQ to get equipments for the mission

Player : Thanks for the mission and the toys, Doc.

Doc : Don't worry my boy, if you ever need anything don't be afraid to call.

*happily leads Player out of the door*

-Hank, Sanford and Deimos watching them from a couch in the lobby-

*whispering*

Hank : What the fuck was that?! That's not his behavior.

Sanford : It seem like he's a complete person!!!

Deimos : I believe we just make a great breakthrough.

Doc : I CAN F---KING HEAR YOU ALL!!!

Hank : oh. He's back.

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Sanford: im proud to identify as morosexual. Im attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Deimos asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now i dream of kissing him under the moonlight Deimos: what kind of animal is a fluffy grunt Sanford, already taking off his clothes: Deimos youre so fucking stupid

#submission

Jebus: all my friends are dead!

Tricky: what about me??

Jebus: you don’t count.

#submission

2BDamned: I've found Deimos.

Sanford: And he's alive, right?

2BDamned: Sanford: And he's alive, right?

#submission

Auditor: Ah! Welcome, said the spider to the fly. Although I'd say you're more of a hornet.

(Hank shoots him)

Auditor: And unlike it's modest brother the bee, the hornet does not die after it has stung-

(Hank reloads, shoots him)

Auditor: ... It guards its nest with the ferocity and the tenacity of a-

(Hank reloads, shoots him)

Auditor: OF A MOTHER WHO IS PROTECTING HER CHILD!

(Hank throws down his gun and stabs Auditor with a katana)

Auditor: Okay, if the bullets weren't going to work, then why would the sword?

(source: Hellsing Abridged)

#submission

Hank: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.

Sanford: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!

Hank: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!!

Deimos: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.

Hank: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

#submission

Hank: What's halloween?

2BDamned:Er- well-

Hank: What's trick-r-treating?

2BDamned: It's-

Hank: Do I shoot people as a trick and stab them as a treat?

#submission

Doc: Deimos, don't try to move too much. You've been through quite the ordeal.

Deimos: Oh, man. Where am I?

Tricky: Hush now. Shhhh. Shhh. Shhh. Shh. It was really touch-and-go there for a while, good buddy. But I did it. I pulled you through.

Deimos: How long was I out?

Doc: Don't you worry. Nurse Tricky here stayed by your side the whole time, stroking your hand and keepin’ you company.

Deimos: Ugh. My right hand?

Doc: Your left.

Deimos: Note to self: Cut off left hand.

Doc: Technically speaking, it's not really your left hand.

Deimos: Say what?

Doc: I had to replace certain body parts that were severely damaged when the tank ran you over. And a few that atrophied from a lifetime diet of HooHoos and bacon flavored marshmallows.

Deimos: Wait, where did you get the replacement parts?

Doc: Why, from our other subject of course.

Hank: SUBJECT MY CYBORG ASS.

(source: Red vs Blue)

#submission

Tricky: (while depowered and held at gunpoint) Wow. Gee Willikers, mister. I sure am sorry for slaughtering all your guards and tearing up your mansion. I promise I've learned my lesson.

(Jebus crushes his hand)

Tricky: AUGH! FUCK! TAKE A JOKE, ASSHOLE!

Jebus: Everything you say just pisses me off. Now you're going to tell me everything I want to know.

Tricky: Alright, alright. What you do... is you go down to the local pharmacy... ask for something called Viagra... AND IT'LL HELP YA GO FUCK YOURSELF!

(source: Hellsing Ultimate Abridged)

#submission

Phobos: STEP ASIDE, GENTLE-- oh.

Hank, shivering violently:

Phobos: Uh. Who- who are you? Why are you shivering? Are you cold?

Hank: I'm Hank and I will feast upon the blood of three gods today

Phobos: what the fuck

#submission

Hank: I need you to pick me up from Dave&Buster's, I got kicked out.

Deimos: Ha, what did you do this time, arson?

Hank:

Deimos: