Incorrect Mass Effect Andromeda Quotes Yo

This is my favorite blog on the Citidel...er...Nexus...

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Ryder, addressing the Andromeda galaxy as a whole: stop killing me I’ve been nothing but gorgeous and hilarious to you all 

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Evfra: Ryder, I don’t understand how things work on this home planet of yours Earth--

Evfra: --which from your description sounds like a colorful, lawless swamp

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Ryder: [clicks pen]

Gil: [clicks pen in response]

Cora: Stop that.

Gil: Stop what?

Cora: You’re talking about me in Morse code.

Ryder: Yes, that’s what we’re doing. In our very limited free time from terraforming an entire galaxy, we studied old vids about a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you. 

[later talking to Drack and Liam]

Ryder: That’s exactly what we did. 

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Tann: Ugh it’s insufferable to listen to the humans talk about Earth. It’s all liminal space this...cryptid that.

Ryder, running up to him out of breath: Hey! Earth is big, we got......it’s a lot happening there

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Jaal: Ryder told me that instead of being sad, I should “go get it, girl”. So I’m going to go get it, girl. 

Evfra: Get what?

Jaal:  Unclear. I’ll get everything, just to be safe. 

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*Back on Earth during the twin’s school days*

Sara, watching Scott read through her personal datapad: Scott, that better not be what I think it is. You better not have brought my diary to school!

Scott, reading very intently and slightly concerned: I had to. I’m doing my book report on it. 

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Sara: Aw babe, you had a crush on me? That’s embarrassing...

Vetra: We’re married. 

Sara: Still...

*Later Vetra finds Scott*

Vetra: Scott, your sister keeps saying it’s embarrassing that I had a crush on her. 

Scott: Oh wow, you had a crush on her?

Scott:  That’s so embarrassing--

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Lexi: Interesting. The odds of that happening coincidentally are vanishingly small. 

Suvi: I would even say infinitesimally, Dr. T’Perro. 

Ryder: Yeah, yeah, and I would say teenily weenily. We all know words. 

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Happy N7 Day ;)

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an assortment of space pals

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More people need to see this. It’s Adorable™️

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Hi folks!

Thanks for following this silly blog! Hella appreciate it! 

For those who are interested in Overwatch I run another blog for that game too--mostly just a reblog dump of funnies and fan art. Nothing nsfw really, not my vibe. You can check it out at @attackziegler 

I’m always down for messages about the game or links to the art, for both Andromeda and Overwatch!

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Scott: I like having my sister around. She points out things to me that are very obviously happening. It’s like having a lawyer for everyday life. Without my sister I really have no standard of how I should be treated as a person.

Scott: I tolerate any treatment. Like I go to the Nexus sometimes and put up with anything. I’ll talk to some garbage leadership there--you know, I don’t want to name an actual director so let’s make one up. Let’s call them ‘Director Jarun Tann’. So I’ll go talk to Director Tann and I’ll show up at his office at the Nexus and I’ll go “Can I get on my ship to do my job as the human Pathfinder please?” And he goes “No! You’re ship’s broken. Tempest flight delayed eight hours!” And I go, ‘Okaaay’. And then I go to the cultural center. And then I come out of the cultural center and I go, ‘Any updates?’ and he goes ‘yeah, we destroyed your ship because we hate you. Now take this side mission on this datapad that doesn’t work! Go fetch!’ And I go ‘Okaaay’. And I use the datapad and a little hologram of Director Tann pops up and says ‘You’re a squishy primitive, aren’t you?’. And I go ‘Nooo’. And they go ‘SAY IT!’ And I go ‘I’m a squishy primitive’. And then I go over to the Nexus help desk, which is an oxymoron, and I go ‘Can I please get on a space ship to do my job?’ And they go ‘No! In fact we’re going to frame you for murder. And you’ll be banished to Kadara for fifty years!’ And I go ‘Why are you doing this to me?!’ And they go ‘This is Nexus leadership and life is a fucking nightmare!’ 

Scott: But with my sister, she’s like ‘maybe let’s just ask the Angara for help’. So it’s better. 

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Jaal: Do you guys know where I can get one of those ‘t’ necklaces humans wear?

Suvi: That’s not a ‘t’ it’s a cross, Jaal. 

Jaal: Across from where?

submission by @missjinxei

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Suvi *licks a space rock*

Ryder: Fucking superb you funky little scientist. 

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Ryder, after picking up Jaal: I’ve only known Jaal for a day and a half but if anything were to ever happen to him I would kill everyone on this ship and then myself

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Ryder: I did a bad thing.

Cora: Does it affect me?

Ryder: not really...

Cora: Then suffer in silence.

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Drack: What are we?

Lexi: Tempest crew members.

Drack: No, like, what are you and I?

Lexi: Senior Tempest crew members.

Drack *satisfied nod*:  nice.