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@incorrectmgsquotes
Major Zero: Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit.
Paramedic: Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Big Boss: Philosophy is wondering if that makes ketchup a smoothie.
Sigint: Common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
Ocelot: Yeah, I looked it over. Nice work.
Liquid: Thanks, dad.
Wolf: You just called Ocelot “dad”.
Liquid: No, I didn’t. I said “thanks, man”.
Ocelot: You wanna talk about this later over a… game of catch?
Liquid: I’d like that.
I used to play catch with my dad. Except the ball hit the wall because he wasn’t there.
Liquid Snake, probably
Solid Snake: Why's everybody so angry tonight? Let's do some deep breathing exercises, everybody.
Liquid Snake: Reported
The Boss: Guess what number I'm thinking of.
Ocelot: 420
The Boss: No, that's really immature of you. Someone else guess and please take this seriously.
Naked Snake: 69
The Boss: Yeah, it was 69.
Otacon: Cool Otacon does a reminder to not do nuke, do science
Liquid Snake: Science make nuke, tho
Otacon: Shut
Iroquois Pliskin: I'm like dropping hints that I'm Solid Snake.
Iroquois Pliskin: I'm Solid Snake
Am I a good person? No. But do I try to be better every single day? Also no.
Big Boss, probably
Ocelot (in reference to Big Boss): Don't be intimidated, Ocelot.
Ocelot: Try to imagine him in his underwear.
Ocelot: OH NO, HE'S HOT!
Quick reminder that this blog always accepts submissions! So if you've got a good idea for a quote, submit it and I'll probably post it!
Solid Snake: Rations - 200 space
Grenades - 150 space
Guns - 800 space
Cardboard boxes - 3,600 space
Medical supplies - 150 space
Someone who is good with packing please help me budget this. I keep dying
Otacon: Spend less on cardboard boxes
Solid Snake: No
Naked Snake: I would eat moldy bread for 10$
Para-Medic: Why would you do that to yourself?
Naked Snake: Throwing up is quick, easy and free, and 10 bucks is 10 bucks
I put years of hard work into getting my torture degree at torture college and now everyone's like "Oh, torture's bad", "It's ineffective", fuck off
Revolver Ocelot, probably
A buddy of mine saw Big Boss take off his shirt in the shower and he said that Big Boss had an 8 pack. That Big Boss was shredded.
Ishmael, probably
Solid Snake: I can't do it, Otacon!
Otacon: I can't ev-
Solid Snake: I can't fucking do it anymo-
Otacon: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, SNAKE! YOU CAN GIVE UP NOW! OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT! BECAUSE I CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND I KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT ME.
Solid Snake: I appreciate it! ...But look at what we're dealing with, man!
Otacon: Snake-
Solid Snake: You gotta draw the line somewhere!
Otacon: Snake, we-
Solid Snake: You gotta draw the line in the FUCKING sand, dude!
Otacon: Snake, we-
Solid Snake: You gotta make a statement! You gotta look inside yourself and say "What am I willing to put up with today?" NOT FUCKING THIS!!!
Children fighting! I can sell this!
Revolver Ocelot upon seeing Solid and Liquid fighting on top of REX, probably
The Fear (to Naked Snake): The Boss sent you a message.
The Fear: "hey jack. its boooooooooooossssss. i just baked 1000000 pies. do you want any?"
The Fear: "make sure to brush your teeth before crossing the street, jack"
The Boss: I did not say any of that.