I used to play catch with my dad. Except the ball hit the wall because he wasn’t there.
Liquid Snake, probably
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I used to play catch with my dad. Except the ball hit the wall because he wasn’t there.
Liquid Snake, probably
Ocelot: Yeah, I looked it over. Nice work.
Liquid: Thanks, dad.
Wolf: You just called Ocelot “dad”.
Liquid: No, I didn’t. I said “thanks, man”.
Ocelot: You wanna talk about this later over a… game of catch?
Liquid: I’d like that.
Solid Snake: Why's everybody so angry tonight? Let's do some deep breathing exercises, everybody.
Liquid Snake: Reported
The Boss: Guess what number I'm thinking of.
Ocelot: 420
The Boss: No, that's really immature of you. Someone else guess and please take this seriously.
Naked Snake: 69
The Boss: Yeah, it was 69.
Otacon: Cool Otacon does a reminder to not do nuke, do science
Liquid Snake: Science make nuke, tho
Otacon: Shut
Iroquois Pliskin: I'm like dropping hints that I'm Solid Snake.
Iroquois Pliskin: I'm Solid Snake
Am I a good person? No. But do I try to be better every single day? Also no.
Big Boss, probably
Ocelot (in reference to Big Boss): Don't be intimidated, Ocelot.
Ocelot: Try to imagine him in his underwear.
Ocelot: OH NO, HE'S HOT!