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RAN BY @mikewolfheart & @urdearestmom .TRACKING: #incorrect mileven quotesa collection of various uncannily accurate things that mike & el would probably say to or about one another. feel free to submit your own quotes via the submission link to the right.SIDEBAR ARTWORK CREDITLEFT: @barbesz; RIGHT: @itsbrych

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El: [yawns].

Mike: Yeah, being pretty must be tiring.

El: [tilts her head] Then you must be exhausted.

Mike: [blushes furiously].

[sstrangerthaneleven]

Mike: Do you accept constructive criticism?

Eleven: Yes

Mike: I think you’re amazing and you put the stars in the sky. I love you

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Mike: hey, what are you reading?

El: a book of things i love.

Mike: that's a photo album of me.

El: oh, what a coincidence.

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Mike: Here, you can borrow my sweater. El: I don’t know. I think it would look a bit too baggy on me… Mike: Oh. Well, um, you don’t have to wear it then. I could ask Nancy if she has anything smaller for- El: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.

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Mike: [hastily scribbles 𝘥𝘰 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘮𝘦? 𝘪 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵. 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘤𝘬 𝘺𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘳 𝘯𝘰 𝘪𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘰𝘬𝘢𝘺, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦. :) on a note card & passes it to el in class.]

El: [unfolds the said note card & then does a double take between mike & the note.]

El, dumbfounded: 𝘸𝘦'𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘸𝘩𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘩𝘦 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘢𝘴𝘬 𝘮𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘮𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘣𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺?

El: [checks the box next to 𝘺𝘦𝘴 anyway with a little heart & slides the note back to mike.]

Mike: [reads her response & then looks at her all like ':D !!' from the back on the classroom.]

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El: I think I'm in love with you.

Mike: You mean, as friends?

El: No, I mean for real. You're like the coolest person I've ever met, and you don't even have to try.

Mike: I try really hard, actually.

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Mike, stroking El's hair: You’re so tiny and adorable.

El, half asleep: I could kick your ass right now.

Mike, looking at her with heart eyes: I know.

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El: [yawns].

Mike: Yeah, being pretty must be tiring.

El: [tilts her head] Then you must be exhausted.

Mike: [blushes furiously].

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This is a very good blog. 10/10

more like 0/10, since i’m indisputably AWFUL at keeping this blog active, but uhh... thank!!! you!!! <3 <3 <3- robyn (@mikewolfheart)

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El (holding a box): what would you do if i came home one day with 4 puppies?

Mike: i don't know, why?

El: no reason.

Mike: what's in the box?

El:

Mike: el what's in the box

El: i think you know

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Mike: the first time I saw you, you glowed so radiant like a beautiful angel underneath the spotlight of heavenly rays.

Eleven: you and your friends were literally pointing your flashlights at my face.

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[At Mike and Jane/El's Wedding] Someone: How did you two meet?

Mike: I found her in the woods when I was twelve.

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El: If I run & leap at Mike, he will almost certainly catch me in his arms.

Mike: ...

El: Coming in! [runs at Mike.]

Mike: NO! I'M HOLDING COFFEE! [drops coffee on floor without hesitation & instinctively catches El in his arms.]

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Mike: I love you.

El: What???

Mike: [touches glue in panic] I said I love glue.