Call me Kid

Some random person on the internet who makes minecraft askblog incorrect quotes

[incorrectminecraftaskblogs]

permanent logout

i'm not caught up with plot or generally invested in this fandom (or tumblr generally) anymore. it was cool while it lasted but im just not invested and this feels less like a hobby and more like something i'm obligated to do. also my job is too time consuming nowadays for me to actually post on this blog. i've made a bunch of hollow promises for events, and im sorry about that, im kind of bad at following through with things. i might come back, maybe, but it's unlikely and it wont be for a while. thanks for the good time that i had being around though!

[incorrectminecraftaskblogs]

i am so disconnected from this fandom i'll probably do the event and then either let this blog go dead or hand it over to someone else

[incorrectminecraftaskblogs]

oh shit this blog exists

[incorrectminecraftaskblogs]

sam: i really cant stay-

Ray: but baby it's cold outside

sam: i've got to go a-

Ray: BUT BABY ITS COLDDDD

based on this

[incorrectminecraftaskblogs]

Ravick: i dont think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.

Zack, cracking his knuckles: manslaughter it is then

[incorrectminecraftaskblogs]

Rotag: hows life treating you? Millie, lying on the ground face down: like I just shot its dog.

[incorrectminecraftaskblogs]

Ravick: if you shake me you can actually hear all of the gay little thoughts going on in my brain

[incorrectminecraftaskblogs]

Endy: Sure, Drugs are cool and all, but do you remember when the last time your emotionally unavailable parental figure(s) said that they were really, truly, said they were proud of you?

Endy: Me either, give me the redstone

[incorrectminecraftaskblogs]

Ghost: I hate you with every inch of my being

Nova: that’s not a lot of inches

-

Nova: I’m the type of person that likes to think things through

Ghost: I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire

[incorrectminecraftaskblogs]

computer: enter a new password

Nova: ghost

computer: the password is too short

Nova, crying softly: i know

[incorrectminecraftaskblogs]

Ew

[incorrectminecraftaskblogs]

Hex: banned from club penguin again

Vulcan: what did you do this time

Hex: called someone's puffle a fat fuck

Nova: love that for you

[incorrectminecraftaskblogs]

Sam, taking off a hat to reveal a smaller, sparkly, secret hat underneath: does this answer your question?

Ray: I never even asked a question.

[incorrectminecraftaskblogs]

Vihm: get up, Dominic. the sun’s been up for hours.

Dominic: what do you want me to do? photosynthesise?

[incorrectminecraftaskblogs]

Zack: so I'm bi-

Ravick: *looks over hopefully*

Zack: -lingual, I can speak two languages fluently.

Ravick: *disappointedly takes a sip of water*

Zack: and I'm also really into guys.

Ravick: *chokes*

[incorrectminecraftaskblogs]

Hex: i promised Vulcan that i wouldn’t do anything stupid

Toby: why would you lie to Vulcan?

[incorrectminecraftaskblogs]

Aspen: listen up kids, there's nothing "meme" about smoking a cigarette. there's nothing "netflix and chill" to take a drug. fidget spin yourself to school.