I'll do it right just gimmie a sec

What the hell do you think it is, dumbfuck

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Amira, watching the news: Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium!

Damien, covered in ink: Well, maybe he squid was being a dick.

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Liam: This is horrible. This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me...

Polly: Even more humiliating than-

Liam: Let’s not do this.

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Dahlia: im bi and confused. not about being bi, i just dont know what tf is going on most of the time

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Scott: that’s ridiculous Brian doesn’t have a crush on me!

Amira: yes he does

Vera: yes he does

Brian: yes I do

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Damien: It doesn't matter how much people respect you when they're on fire.

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Amira: Fortunately, I have a very delicate lockpicking technique.

Amira, burning a hole through the door: See?

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Amira: so the doctor said I have updog

Scott: what’s updog?

Amira: VERA COME IN HERE!! I TOLD YOU I COULD GET HIM TO SAY IT!

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Oz: Damien, I love you.

Damien: That’s gay

Oz: well I hope so, we’ve been married for years.

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Amira: When I found Vera it was like an angelic choir sang down from heaven

Brian: And when I found Scott he was wandering outside a Walmart at 2am

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Vicky, admiring Miranda from a distance: She can end my life and I'd thank her

Brian: We’d thank her too.

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Teacher: This assignment is easy, write about your happiest childhood memory

Miranda and Damien: Murder!

Polly: that’s how I died

Oz: excuse me my what now

Calculester: childhood?

Teacher: -sighs-

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Amira: I’m gonna defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found.

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Adopting a child

Polly: aw she’s so cute! Wait when was she born?

Employee: May 30th

Polly: a Gemini? Hell no. What’re my other options

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Leonard: give me a V!

Calculester: V!

Leonard: give me an O!

Calculester: O!

Leonard: give me an R!

Calculester: I don’t like where this is going

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Oz, stroking Damien’s hair: you’re so adorable

Damien, half asleep: I could literally kick your ass right now

Oz: I know

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Coach: Alright, I got a box. We're gonna put everything we love in the box.

Damien: Can I put Scott in the box?

Coach: No.

Polly: Can I put Scott in the box?

Coach: No!

Vicky: Can I-

Coach: NOBODY IS PUTTING SCOTT IN THE BOX!

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Damien: What the FUCK IS UP LIAM. No what did you say WHAT THE FUCK DUDE. STEP THE FUCK UP LIAM.