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Satine didn't deserve to die it should've been me

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Harold: So, how'd things go with Satine?

The Duke: Something tells me she doesn't like me

The Duke: Actually, it was her

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Marie: You always see the worst in people!

Satine: Because people are the worst!

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Tolouse: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol, you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol

Tolouse: Science

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Christian: Fuck me

Christian: I mean fight me, damn autocorrect

Satine: Christian this is a verbal conversation

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Harold: Satine, I typed your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you have network connectivity problems

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The Duke: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon ;)

Satine: I'm a knife and I'm going to stab you in the goddamn eye

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Harold, to Christian: If you break that girl's heart, I will kill you. It's just a figure of speech

Harold: But seriously, if you break that girl's heart I will kill you and your entire family

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Nini: *mocking* Nice outfit!

Satine: I like your outfit, too. Except when I dress up like a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated

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Satine: You don't think I can fight because I'm a girl

Christian: I don't think you can fight because you're wearing a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Harold could fight in that dress either

Harold, dressed in his sheet from 'Like a Virgin': Perhaps not, but I would make a radiant bride

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Satine, to the Duke (and just about every man who isn't Christian): If you don't take that hand off my hip, you'll never be able to raise a glass with it again

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Christian: Sure hope I don't sprain my arm during the show, 'cause I'm gonna be opening up a lot of doors for Satine on our date. Oh yeah, I'm gonna be a gentleman

Harold: What are you doing Christian?

Christian: Trash-talking you, whilst simultaneously proving I will be respectful of your leading lady. It's a tough line to walk

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Tolouse: Lookin' sick Christian! A couple piercings, some tats, and we'll make a bohemian out of you yet!

Christian: Ready for the revolution, shaka brah!

Tolouse: …maybe not

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Satine: Well, what a day that was. Absolutely packed with fun-stuffed memories. But I'm off to bed now, thank you

Marie: It's one in the afternoon!

Satine: Is it? Oh, Christ!

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Satine: I work best alone. Except when it comes to sex. Actually, sometimes including sex

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The Duke: I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal

Satine: Really?

The Duke: People know me

Satine: Well, I'm very happy for you

The Duke: I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my office smells of rich mahogany