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Vivi: do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Lewis?

Lewis: ... no.

Arthur: i do!

Vivi: i know, Arthur.

Arthur: i'm sad!

Vivi: i know, Arthur.

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Arthur: are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Lewis: i'm a knife.

Vivi, from across the room: he's the little spoon.

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Arthur: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I'M SORRY]

Lewis: what's that?

Arthur: remorse code.

Lewis: i'm even angrier now.

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Arthur: what if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?

Lewis: go the fuck to sleep

Arthur: what gif i don't want to?

Lewis: fuck you

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*Vivi and Arthur are doing something absurdly dangerous*

Vivi: i think houdini did something like this once! why, if i recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!

Arthur, deadpan: well that's encouraging.

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Lewis: what are your goals?

Vivi: to pet all the dogs.

Lewis: no, fitness goals.

Vivi: to be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

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Lewis: if there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until i get back.

Vivi: of course. i can't flip this table by myself.

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Arthur: it's dark in here

Vivi: don't worry dude i got this

Vivi: *stomps their feet*

Vivi: *sketchers light up*

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Vivi: lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. please take my word on this lmfao

Arthur: what did you do Vivi?

Vivi: A MISTAKE

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Arthur: i slept for almost 12 hours but i might still be tired so let's go for 12 more just incase.

Vivi: Arthur, that's a coma.

Arthur: sounds festive.

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Lewis: someone will die.

Vivi: of fun!

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Lewis: what's up guys? i'm back.

Arthur: what the- you can't be here. you're dead. i literally saw you die.

Lewis: death is a social construct.

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Arthur: how do i deal with my enemies?

Lewis: kill them.

Arthur: that's a bit extreme, i was hoping for a more passive solution

Lewis: kill them only a little?

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Arthur: okay, help me please!

Lewis: got two words for you.

Arthur: i bet they won't be helpful.

Lewis: your problem.

Arthur: i was right

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Vivi: change is inedible.

Arthur: don't you mean inevitable?

Vivi, spitting out coins: no, i did not.

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Arthur: you know, i'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Vivi, drinking toast: why do you say that?

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Lewis: top 30 reasons why Lewis is sorry... number 5 will surprise you!

Vivi: top 30 anime deaths. number one: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!