things that old hollywood stars said trust me

a necessary addition to the old hollywood fandom

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ok i need to know which old stars would have tiktok and what they would post on it. if it helps, jean harlow seems like she’d have stuff on tiktok, anyways contribute if you feel inclined and gnight

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nobody:

clark gable:

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Chico, very drunk: I love you guys so much. You guys are the best thing that's ever happened to me.

Groucho:

Groucho: *looks over at Harpo and Zeppo* we're the best things that ever happened to you?

Chico: Yeah!

Groucho: Wow, I'm starting to feel really sorry for you.

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hello! keeping up with this blog and finding new quotes it’s fun, but not always easy, so if you have ideas for quotes and memes don’t be shy, our askbox is always open! :)

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Joan: Okay, the key with dogs is establishing the alpha. Cliquot, dwop it. Pwease dwop it. I'll give you anything you want.

Barbara: Oh, Cliquot is the alpha. Didn't expect that.

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Clark: a lady yesterday bought a tiny red onion and i told her “wow i love this onion.. it’s so perfect” and she said “you understand me…”

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Joan: must be hard not being able to laugh.

Bette: i do have a sense of humour.

Joan: i’ve never heard you laugh.

Bette: i’ve never heard you say anything funny.

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Theda: I only work in black.

Theda: And sometimes very, very dark grey.

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Veronica: What are you?! Five?! Dorothy: Yeah, five inches taller than you. Veronica: (ง'̀-'́)ง Dorothy: Please don't hurt me.

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Dean: I'm the smartest, most skilled member of this team!

Frank:

Frank: Is your hand stuck in the vending machine?

Dean: I PAID FOR MY ROLOS, I'M GETTING MY ROLOS

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shirley: so, i think I'm in touch with the other side.

gene: the other side of...

shirley: the other side.

gene: with republicans?

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[Chico and Harpo are sitting on a bench]

Groucho: Hey, why do you guys look so sad?

Chico: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

[Groucho sits down beside them]

Chico: The bench is freshly painted.

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Katharine: i don’t have any friends and i don’t want any.

Ginger: bold words for someone who’s within my hugging range.

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Laurence: To quote Hamlet, Act III, Scene III, Line 87: "No."

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Groucho: Boys, since this looks like the end, I just wanted you to know ...

Groucho: You are really not the two people I wanted to die with.

Harpo: *honks*

Chico: Nah, I always planned on the three of us being buried together in a joint tomb.

Groucho:

Harpo:

Chico:

Groucho: If we make it through this, you and I are having a serious talk.

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Joan: A few years back, I had a crush on this girl and I didn't know how to deal with it so I wrote her a letter that just said "get out of my set"

Bette:

Bette: THAT WAS YOU?!

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Tallulah: Roses are red. Violets are blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.