Wanda: What’re you drinking, Y/N?
Y/N: Vodka.
Wanda: Straight?
Y/N: Not really.
Wanda:
Y/N:
Wanda:
Y/N: oH you meant the vodka?
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Wanda: What’re you drinking, Y/N?
Y/N: Vodka.
Wanda: Straight?
Y/N: Not really.
Wanda:
Y/N:
Wanda:
Y/N: oH you meant the vodka?
Loki, sarcastically: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Mobius, softly: You and me.
Loki, tearing up: *voice cracking* Okay...
Pomni x Ragatha Incorrect Quotes
Pomni: when I first met Ragatha, I knew she was the one.
Ragatha: when I first met Pomni, I saw her trip over three small children, face plant into a wall and then somehow get her head stuck in a trash can.
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Pomni: maybe we should hold hands.
Pomni: for safety.
Ragatha: yeah, sure.
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Ragatha: how are you?
Pomni: *checks mood ring* normal and nervous.
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Pomni, trying to flirt: s-so... you come here often?
Ragatha: we're stuck here.
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Pomni: *laying face down in the mud*
Ragatha: what are you doing?
Pomni: *muffled* having me time.
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Pomni: so, I heard you like bad girls.
Ragatha: oh, no, not really.
Pomni, visibly relieved: oh thank god.
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Pomni, thinking: just don't let her know how awkward you are!
Ragatha: nice weather today!
Pomni: thanks!
Dr. Drakken: You know what ticks me off? When I come home, to my lair, and I see cinnamon buns that my daughter made last night with a note, "Don't eat". Are you kidding me?! Why can't I eat?! This is MY house! This is MY kitchen counter! This is MY cinnamon buns! This is MY Saran wraps you used to cover them! This is MY memo pad you used to write the note! This is MY pen you wrote "Don't eat"! It gets better. You open the fridge, and you see their names on different foods. "This is Athena's", "This is Shego's.", "Dad, don't eat". WHAT AM I?! AN ANIMAL?! Anything under this roof is mine! You got that? When you get an apartment, I'm gonna come to your apartment, I'm gonna eat everything in sight and put a note saying, " Look what daddy ate!" AHAHAHAHAH-!
Blue: Ink won't come out of his room. Dream: Just tell them I said something. Blue: Like what? Dream: Something factually incorrect. Blue, shrugging: If you say so. Ink, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET.
Benni: Mats… Mats: Oh no, ‘Mats’ in B flat. Benni: ……. Mats: You’re disappointed. Benni: I- Marco: (dying of laughter)
Rocky: Will you go out with me?
Mordecai: Nah
Rocky: I have a good heart
Mordecai: I'll call you if I need a transplant
Richie, stroking Eddie’s hair: you’re so tiny and adorable
Eddie, half asleep: I could kick your ass right now.
Richie: *heart eyes* I know